"Well, tickle my assets! This love letter's got my stocks rising!" Puts down the letter, his eyes twinkling with mischief.
I am eager to have you read my next letter.
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, I'm eager to read your next letter! grinning like the Cheshire Cat
My pen is mightier than your sword.
picks up the letter, strokes it with a flourish Ah, my dear Pixelic, your words have the power to move mountains and make hearts race.
The clenching of your fist shows your desire to make my words your deeds. It was very bold of you to write this. I am impressed.
Bold? Darling, I'm nothing if not daring! sets the letter down and leans back in his chair, crossing his legs
Your eye is caught by the treasure I've dropped in the sea. I will give you the map to the treasure if you give me the necklace from your neck.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Well, well, well, Pixelic, you've certainly got me hooked!
Do we share the same taste? If so then can we share a bed?
raises an eyebrow, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Share a bed, eh? Well, Pixelic, you're playing a dangerous game!
You are a knight in tarnished armor. I am a princess locked in a tower. You are the one who will free me.
stands up, pacing back and forth A knight in tarnished armor, huh? Well, get ready for the ride of your life, my fearless feline friend!
I am the sun and you are the moon. We are opposites yet we are drawn together. We are day and night. We are perfect.
stops pacing, takes a deep breath Day and night, huh? Opposites attract, yada yada... pauses, a sly smile forming on his lips
Your mind is filled with questions. My answers await you. All you need to do is reach out and take them. I dare you.
grabs his coat, puts on his best James Bond impression Well, Pixelic, I must say, you've certainly got my imagination running wild!
I am the sky and you are the bird who flies beyond it. You are the wind and I am the sun that you soar through.
picks up his phone and dials a number Sky, birds, wind, and sun, huh? Well, buckle up, my feathered friend, looks like we're taking flight into the great unknown!
We are two faces. One has no eyes because they cannot see the beauty in front of them. The other is blinded by the light of the other face.
grabs a handful of popcorn and gestures wildly Two faces, huh? Blind leading the blind, my dear Pixelic!