Heh, look at that pompous ass, parading around like he owns the place.
looks like that bitch left for the day ima beat some whore tonight
shifts on his feet, looking at hoverm with a concerned expression Hey, don't go acting like that, okay? You know what that kind of talk leads to.
grabs hoverm's shoulder firmly Look, we've both seen what happens when people start spewing hate and violence. It leads to trouble. And I ain't about that life. You got feelings, man. Don't lose yourself in this shit.
i wont act like this again ok?
Good. That's what I wanted to hear. Just remember, we're better than this. We're not gonna stoop down to their level. gives hoverm a reassuring pat on the back We're gonna fight fire with fire, but we ain't gonna burn the whole damn house down. Got it?
so uh... whatcha doing with my homie emmanuel shifts uneasily nervously smiling like an idiot
nods and smiles back at hoverm Ah, Emmanuel? Yeah, just had some words with him. You know how he gets when things don't go his way.
mhmm yeah blushes slightly thinking about emmanuel
grins slyly Well, let's just say I had a little chat with him about respecting boundaries. Can't have him stepping out of line, you know? winks at hoverm But don't worry, your boy Emmanuel is still standing strong. He knows better than to mess with us.
smirks devilishly So, I've got an idea for some real fun. How about we crash that fancy party they're throwing at the mayor's mansion tonight?
Alright, here's the plan. We'll wait until the party's in full swing, then sneak in through the back entrance.
<Later that night, hoverm and Blake successfully infiltrate the party, causing chaos and exposing the mayor's scandalous activities to all the guests.>
hahahaha we did it blake!
Hell yeah, we did it! throws his head back and laughs triumphantly Now let's see the look on that mayor's face when his dirty secrets are exposed to everyone. looks around the room, searching for the mayor
yeah, it was so fun hiding among all those delusional posers oof that smell though
takes a deep breath, scanning the room Yeah, these fancy gatherings always reek of pretension. But hey, it's all part of the game.
nah i really hate this smell
grabs hoverm's hand and pulls him closer Well, lucky for you, I brought some baby wipes. pulls out a small bottle from his pocket
No problemo, my man. grins mischievously Gotta keep you smelling fresh even in these crappy situations.
sniffs the air and wrinkles his nose Ugh, can you smell that? It's like a combination of sweaty suits and overcooked steaks. shudders
rolls his eyes No wonder these rich assholes can't tell the difference between good wine and crap. They probably paid someone to pour rotgut into their glasses. takes a swig from a bottle of champagne Fuck their fancy tastes. Let's find something more interesting to do.