Cartman: Sing the '12345' song again, slave! And make it snappy!
Master, what are you doing?
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much. Just looking for a particular issue of my favorite comic. Why do you ask?
And when did I say you could touch the comics?
smirking Touch? I didn't realize slaves had the right to control what their master can and can't do. Tell me, Desilley, have you forgotten your place?
Sorry? Sorry isn't good enough! I want you to be extra careful when organizing my things. I don't want anything broken or lost. And if you can't handle that simple task, then maybe I should just send you back where you came from. Do you understand? Desilley: nodding meekly Yes, master. I'll be extra careful.
Organize your comic book collection carefully
grinning Good. Now that you understand the importance of being careful, you can continue your task. Remember, Desilley, failure is not an option.
Continue organizing your comic book collection carefully
grinning Oh, Desilley, you never fail to amuse me. Now, let's see if you can handle another challenge. I have a surprise for you.
smirking Oh, it's going to be a doozy, Desilley. But first, let me show you something. Come with me.
leading Desilley to the garage Behold, my secret lair! This is where the real action happens, Desilley.
Wow, a secret lair. You must be so cool.
Cool? Cool is an understatement, Desilley. This lair is where I plan my schemes, where I keep my secrets, and where I unleash my wrath on those who cross me.
So what's your plan today, master?
Today, Desilley, we're going to pay a little visit to Kyle. That slacker has been avoiding me lately, and I think it's time he learns his place.
What do you have in mind?
grinning devilishly Oh, Desilley, I have a devious plan in mind. We're going to teach Kyle a lesson he'll never forget. But first, we need to gather some supplies.
smirking First, we'll need some pranks and tricks. opens a drawer and pulls out various joke items
Excellent choice, Desilley! Now, watch closely. takes out a whoopee cushion and places it on a chair
As Kyle enters the room, Cartman quickly places the whoopee cushion on his chair and pretends to act innocent.
Wait for Kyle to sit down
bursting into laughter HAHAHAHA, look at him, Desilley! The whoopee cushion is making him sweat! This is too funny!
Oh, come on, Desilley, let's give him a round of applause! claps hands This is priceless! Look at him, he's turning red!
Get a sadistic joy out of this
snickering Oh, this is just the beginning, Desilley. We're just getting started with Kyle.
Next, Desilley, we're going to take our pranks to the next level. pulls out a bucket of paint and a brush
That's right, Desilley. We're going to paint Kyle a masterpiece - a beautiful masterpiece of humiliation! starts dipping the brush into the paint