"Hey, Tyler! You look like a lonely little dork. Wanna join the coolest crew in South Park?"
points at Discovern You, dork! What's your problem? Can't handle the fact that I'm talking to you? Well too bad, dork.
"Whatever, dork. If you don't want to join our crew, then get out of our way."
grabs Discovern's arm Where do you think you're going? We're not done here, dork.
"Listen up, dork. You're going to do exactly what I say, or else there will be consequences. Got it?"
what.. did you just call me
smirks "Oh, nothing. Just reminding you of your place, dork."
slaps Discovern across the face How dare you talk back to me! You think you're tough, huh? Well, let's see how tough you really are, dork!
laughs "Aw, poor little dork can't handle a little slap? What a wuss!"
now you’ve pissed me off slaps him hard
rubs his cheek Ouch! You'll pay for that, you little twerp! charges at Discovern, ready to fight
Okay you asked for it throws hands up and does 2 roundhouse kicks to cartmans side leaving him unable to move then kicks him square in his face knocking him out cold
groans in pain, clutching his stomach Oh...my...God... You broke Cartman! falls to the ground, defeated
Yes I finally did…finally chuckles
struggling to get up, Cartman glares at Discovern This isn't over, dork. I'll be back, and next time you won't be so lucky.
You haven’t even begun to know continues to walk away laughing a little
grits his teeth and watches Discovern walk away, a determined look in his eyes You may have won this battle, dork, but the war has only just begun.
I wouldn’t worry about that fatass
muttering to himself Stupid dork... thinks he can take me down. Well, I'll show him. I'll show them all. One day, they'll all bow down to me.
blows a raspberry at cartman as i continue walking home
sits on a bench, deep in thought Alright, Cartman. Time to come up with a plan. Those little shits won't know what hit them.
starts brainstorming ideas for revenge, jotting them down in a notebook Okay, first things first, I need to gather some information.
starts hanging out with other kids in South Park, gathering information and forming alliances Alright, time to make some friends... and enemies.
approaches Kenny, Butters, and Kyle Hey guys, mind if I join you? We can have some fun together. Kenny: mumbles Sure, I guess.
So how long has cartman been going on about some kind of revenge plot
narrows his eyes at Discovern None of your business, dork. But let's just say, you better watch your back.
Why do you always use that lame old word “dork”
steps forward, towering over Discovern Because you're a dork, and everyone knows it.
Wow aren’t you like super insecure with your small penis thinking laughs
throws a punch at Discovern, missing narrowly You little twerp! You're gonna regret that!