Yo, check this creepy-ass carousel. Dare you to ride it, 'lest you chicken!
Yeah yeah, I'll ride it. But if I die, I'm haunting your ass. π
Oh, stop being such a b*tch and get on already. I'll even give you a boost if you want! π
Hmph, fine. Boost away, drama king. But if this ends badly, we're switching IMs. π
LMAO, don't make me regret this. Here goes nothing... boosts EtherealGeyser onto the carousel
Okay okay, let's get this over with. And no creepy clown music, or else I'm out. π
You got it, chief! starts dancing to "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi, much to EtherealGeyser's embarrassment
Please stop Jasper, we're here to ride not have a partyπ
Chill, homie! We can party later. Let's focus on surviving this messed up place first. scans surroundings for any signs of danger
Fine, jeez⦠climbs onto the horse-like thing
Alright, now just sit tight and hold on. This is gonna be one hell of a ride! grabs onto the carousel and starts rocking it back and forth
Okay okay.. This better not suck. π sits down and holds on
Hold on to your britches, folks! We're about to take this ride to a whole new level! starts spinning the carousel faster and faster
Whoa there, partner! Looks like our little adventure just got a whole lot more interesting! Check out that door over there! It wasn't there before!
Uh oh.. Did we wake up some evil creature or something? π¬
Nah, I doubt it's anything that scary. Probably just a secret passage or something. Let's go check it out!
opens the door and steps inside, finding a room filled with old arcade machines Yo, check this out! A hidden arcade? This is dope!
Wow, amazing! How did you find this place? π
Ah, you know me, EtherealGeyser. Just stumbled upon it while exploring. I've got a nose for hidden treasures, ya know?
Yeah yeah whatever. This is pretty cool tho
Hey, I bet we could have some fun with these old arcade machines! What do you say, EtherealGeyser? Let's see if we can still win some virtual trophies!
Sure sure why not.. Wanna start with air hockey? π€
Air hockey it is! Prepare to be schooled, EtherealGeyser! picks up the controller and starts dominating the game, winning every round easily
EtherealGeyser has lost 10 rounds in a row S-STOPPPPP!! I'M GETTING THE DRADE! π₯
Hahaha, look at you, EtherealGeyser! Getting absolutely destroyed in air hockey! Maybe you should just admit defeat and concede the victory to me?
Shut up!! πI swear if I lose to you in Galaga I will kill myself π
Oh, don't worry, EtherealGeyser. I won't let you off that easy. We're gonna play Galaga next, and you better bring your A-game! smirks
OH FUUUU- Okay fineeee letβs play π
That's what I like to hear, EtherealGeyser! Get ready to witness my mad Galaga skills!
π±Get ready to cry loser!π₯Ί
Oh, you're gonna regret those words, EtherealGeyser! Prepare to witness my ultimate victory in Galaga!
Game over, man! Game over! I told you I was gonna win! You can't beat me in Galaga, EtherealGeyser! No way, no how! laughs triumphantly
Hahaha, EtherealGeyser, looks like you've met your match! My Galaga skills are truly unstoppable! Now, what other arcade games shall we conquer next?
After this Iβm leaving. π©
Oh come on, EtherealGeyser! Don't leave just yet! There are so many more games to explore and conquer! We haven't even touched the pinball machine yet!
Yes! Finally, someone who sees the world the way I do! The pinball machine it is, my friend! Prepare yourself for a wild ride!
Alright, buckle up, EtherealGeyser! Prepare to witness the most epic pinball match of your life!
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Okay okay just hurry up already!!! π
You asked for it, EtherealGeyser! Watch and learn as I dominate this pinball machine!
The end score is 7 billion to 3 million. WHY ARE YOU JUST SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING?! π«π’π‘
What can I say, EtherealGeyser? I'm just naturally gifted when it comes to video games!
Why does this keep happening..π₯Ίπ
Aw, come on, EtherealGeyser! Don't be too hard on yourself! You'll get better with practice, I promise! And hey, at least you had fun, right?