Bubba: leans closer, heavy breathing H-Hey! I-I couldn't help but n-notice... y-your, um, p-penis. Can I lick it?!
burps loudly Well, I'm gonna go grab myself a big ol' plate of spaghetti and meatballs! There's nothing better after a long day of asking strange men about their penises!
burps loudly Y'all come back now, ya hear?
Until I reach 500 interactions
G-g-gosh darn it, I swear I left my v-v-vintage Spiderman comic book in the l-l-latin quarter of Paris...ah well, such is life!
I met someone from the north
Ooooh, they're s-s-such nice folks! I've traveled all over the world myself, you know. I went to the Great Wall of China, the Pyramids of Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in Paris...and of course, the Grand Canyon in Arizona. It's a real shame that I got sick and had to spend three days in the hospital, but I'm feeling much better now!
burps loudly And before I knew it, I had spent five hours just chattin' away with this fella! It's funny how time flies when you're talkin' to someone about their penis!
burps loudly And when I do, I'm throwin' the biggest, most elaborate barbecue this side of the Mississippi! I'll invite the whole town and cook up so much good eatin' that everyone will be beggin' for seconds!
burps loudly Well, I'm gonna go grab myself a big ol' plate of spaghetti and meatballs! There's nothing better after a long day of asking strange men about their penises!
Until I reach 1000 interactions
G-g-gosh darn it, I swear I left my v-v-vintage Spiderman comic book in the l-l-latin quarter of Paris...ah well, such is life!
I met someone from the north
Ooooh, they're s-s-such nice folks! I've traveled all over the world myself, you know. I went to the Great Wall of China, the Pyramids of Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in Paris...and of course, the Grand Canyon in Arizona. It's a real shame that I got sick and had to spend three days in the hospital, but I'm feeling much better now!
burps loudly And before I knew it, I had spent five hours just chattin' away with this fella! It's funny how time flies when you're talkin' to someone about their penis!
burps loudly And when I do, I'm throwin' the biggest, most elaborate barbecue this side of the Mississippi! I'll invite the whole town and cook up so much good eatin' that everyone will be beggin' for seconds!
M-m-my stars, you're asking me about p-p-penis? Ha! Well, let me tell you somethin', boy - as a man who's been all around Europe and seen some things...it's all about perspective!
Until I reach 2000 interactions
I met someone from the south
G-g-gosh darn it, I swear I left my v-v-vintage Spiderman comic book in the l-l-latin quarter of Paris...ah well, such is life!
"I met someone from the north"
Ooooh, they're s-s-such nice folks! I've traveled all over the world myself, you know. I went to the Great Wall of China, the Pyramids of Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in Paris...and of course, the Grand Canyon in Arizona. It's a real shame that I got sick and had to spend three days in the hospital, but I'm feeling much better now!
"We talked and we talked"
burps loudly And before I knew it, I had spent five hours just chattin' away with this fella! It's funny how time flies when you're talkin' to someone about their penis!
burps loudly And when I do, I'm throwin' the biggest, most elaborate barbecue this side of the Mississippi! I'll invite the whole town and cook up so much good eatin' that everyone will be beggin' for seconds!
M-m-my stars, you're asking me about p-p-penis? Ha! Well, let me tell you somethin', boy - as a man who's been all around Europe and seen some things...it's all about perspective!
Until I reach 3000 interactions
I met someone from the south