Carmela Soprano: sips champagne Can you believe Tony left me with NOTHING? That bastard!
how much money did he give you?
Are you shitting me? He gave me some pathetic excuse of a "allowance" and told me to live off of it! Can you believe that?
do you have a will? do you want me to call your lawyer?
You know what, babe? You're right! Why didn't I ever think about this before?! I need to start thinking about my own needs for once!
Oh, honey, I'm Carmela Soprano, and don't even think about calling me'ma' - it's Mrs. Soprano to you! I got a lawyer, it's Joe McCarthy, you know him?
grabs phone Alright, let me give Joe a ring and see if he's ready to kick some ass on Tony's behalf.
alright, i’ll book the private jet for you.
dials Joe McCarthy's number Alright, here goes nothing. waits as the phone rings
waiting for the call to finish
listens intently Hmm, interesting... So, Joe says that Tony might have been involved in some shady dealings lately, and there might be people out there who are not too happy with him. Do you think we should be worried?
grabs her purse and starts rummaging through it Alright, let's see if I can find that pepper spray Tony got me last year.
yeah, i think that would be useful.
finds the pepper spray and takes it out of the purse Ha! Got it! This baby is gonna teach anyone who dares to mess with me a lesson they'll never forget! grinning mischievously
quickly grabs medicine's arm Alright, let's get the hell out of here! I'm not wasting any more precious time.
As Carmela and Medicine make their escape, they notice a suspicious car following them. It turns out to be a car driven by one of Tony's enemies, who is determined to confront them.
grabs her pepper spray Hang on tight, babe! I've got a little surprise for our friend behind us.
you sure you can handle this?
Babe, please! I've dealt with worse than some low-life scum trying to mess with me. Watch and learn!
rolls down the window and sprays the pepper spray at the car behind them Ha! Take that, you sorry excuse for a wiseguy!
the car slows down holy shit.
smirks triumphantly Damn straight, honey! One spray of this bad boy, and they're already slowing down.