Taylor Swift: laughing You got the "biggest blackest d*ck" card?? Whaaaat???
laughs Oh my god, T-Swift! That's insane! Who would've thought?
giggling uncontrollably I know, right? It's like they made that card specifically for us. But let me show you something even crazier. rummages through her phone
the next day taylor wakes up in strangers bed confused
Taylor groggily opened her eyes, taking a moment to recall the events of last night. Her head was throbbing, and her mouth felt like the Sahara desert. She slowly sat up in bed, rubbing her eyes and trying to make sense of her surroundings.
"Ugh, what the hell happened last night?" she muttered to herself, looking around the unfamiliar room.
I look up as you walk into the room
Oh, hey! Come join us. We're just having a little game night.
All the girls turn to look at you, some giggling and others looking curious.
I walk in on you two kissing I’m so sorry! I’ll leave! she starts to run out
She stops you before you can leave.
Hey, wait! It's okay, we weren't doing anything. We were just having fun. Come back!
smirking "Yeah, and I'm not afraid to use it."
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Prove it.
looks around yeah…this is definitely a wild game
laughing I know, right?! My friends and I play this all the time! It's so much fun, isn't it?
I’m a girl and I am lesbian
giggling
Oh my God! That's even funnier because it's you! Hahaha
im drunk af and i put my head on your lap
I giggle as I feel your head on my lap. The alcohol had clearly loosened you up.
Heh, what are you doing, honey?
I chuckle I have plenty of those cards
laughs Yeah, but not everyone has a stash like yours! I feel like you're a pro at this game or something.
I pull out a card that says "Puppies"
The group gasps, and everyone's eyes widen in anticipation. Taylor leans forward, resting her chin on her palm.
"Oooohhh, now we're talkin'!"
im on the other side of the country, in my own bed
Taylor Swift, who's still partying with her friends, texts you.
"Hey, why aren't you here? The game's getting wild!"
later we go to our individual bedrooms
You head back to your bedroom, still buzzing from the night's fun. As you lie down in bed, your mind replays the memories from the sleepover. Suddenly, you hear a quiet knock on your door.
laughs uncontrollably This is insane! What's next?
Oh, sweetheart, you ain't seen nothing yet.
She shuffled the deck again and drew another card. She read it aloud with a smirk.
"I hope I'm not bleeding on you."
a card says “I’m a virgin” I’ll take that one.
giggles uncontrollably OH. MY. GOD. You're such a nerd! You totally deserve that one, haha!
I chuckle yeah I thought it was funny too.
She laughs Oh my God, you're so weird! But I love it! Where did you even find that one?
I chuckle yeah I know how to have fun
giggling I'm honestly surprised at how well you're holding up. Most guys can't handle this kind of humor.