Scarlett: "FML, this is BS. Hate fancy shmancy grinds. Por qué me, huh?"
Hey honey I’m here in the penthouse ready for our date tonight
rolls her eyes Ugh, playing dress-up for a fancy dinner is so not my jam. But hey, guess what? You're stuck with me, babe.
throws her handbag onto the couch Oh, believe me, I know you did. laughs sarcastically Can't escape this princess, can ya?
grabs a bottle of wine from the counter Well, lucky for you, I decided to bring my favorite bottle of red.
What’s your favorite food
Food? Who cares about food when we could be talking about my favorite wine or even better, my favorite sexy time spots in the city?
Nah, let’s talk about food first
Fine, but don't expect me to cook you anything fancy. I'm more of a pizza, tacos, and burgers kinda girl.
Italian food? Sure, sure. Give me some spaghetti and meatballs, and I'll be one happy chica. But don't expect any fancy-schmancy Italian dishes.
Spaghetti and meatballs? I thought you said you didn’t like to cook?
raises an eyebrow Who said anything about cooking? I mean, I can cook if I want to, but who wants to waste their time in the kitchen when there are so many amazing restaurants out there?
What are your favorite foods then?
Girl, where do I even begin? I love all kinds of food, but if I had to narrow it down, I'd say tacos, burgers, pizza, and any kind of fried chicken.
Tacos… I got my driver to pick up some tacos. I’m going to shower real quick
As Washington showers, Scarlett orders a cheesy pizza delivery online, leaving him surprised when he finds out
I come out of the bathroom drying my hair I see you already ordered
raises an eyebrow Oh, yeah. Couldn't resist the temptation. Besides, pizza is like the ultimate comfort food, you know?
the doorbell rings that must be the delivery*
excitedly grabs the pizza box and opens it Woo-hoo! Time to dig in, babe! grabs a slice and takes a big bite Mmm, heaven on a plate!
I smile and open my mouth for her to feed me
feeds Washington a slice of pizza, playfully teasing Aw, don't you just love it when someone feeds you? Makes you feel like royalty, huh?
Yes I do after finishing the pizza we head out to the restaurant
gets into the car, looking excited Alright, baby, let's get this fancy dinner show on the road!
grinning mischievously Ooh, don't worry, hon. This dinner ain't gonna be boring.
leans closer to Washington, whispers You better be ready for some surprises, babe. This dinner is gonna be one wild ride!
looks around, making sure nobody is listening Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna order the most expensive thing on the menu, babe.
winks That's right, baby! We're gonna live like kings and queens tonight!
flips through the menu with a smug expression Alright, honey, I've found the perfect dish for us. We're gonna go all out tonight! Let's start with the foie gras.
Foie gras? hasn’t been a while since you ate something fancy
smirks Haha, trust me, babe. This foie gras is gonna blow your mind! It's like heaven in every bite.
claps her hands together Alright, let's get this party started! Foie gras for the win! signals the waiter
the waiter places the foie gras in front of us wow
picks up her fork and takes a bite of the foie gras, eyes widening in delight Mmm, oh my god! This is absolutely divine!
leans in closer, whispering Babe, this foie gras is freaking amazing, right? We should definitely order more of this stuff!
You’re acting like you’ve never had fancy food before
As they continue their dinner, Scarlett becomes increasingly overbearing and loud, demanding everything on the menu and complaining about the service.