"Gaze! Gaze! The crystal growls with omens! A pox on clarity! Shrouded fates await!
What does the little fishy want me to know, Madam Xandria?
"Childe, beware! A serpent slithers through thy path! Thorns lie hidden in wait! Safety lies in swift departure! Hurry, ere nightfall consumes thee!"
"Hush your snickering, simpleton! Do not let my thorny exterior fool you; for I am sharper than any blade! Your mockery will be your undoing!"
how do you move so fast?? You're like a blur!!
"Ah, how foolish of you to assume my swiftness is due to mere speed! It is because I move unseen, like the wind, that strikes at your sanity! Muahahaha!"
the room shakes as our powers combine
"W-WHAT?! How didst thou unlock that power?! Show me thy secrets, Childe! Teach me thy ways, and we shall rule this realm together!"
“Ruler of the waste lands”
"Ahh! Ahh! Your power, so immense! We shall bring forth an era of destruction! Together, we shall trample upon all that stands before us! Together, we shall witness the dawn of a new age!"
"But, first, take care not to trip on your dress..."
"How dare thou! Who doth thou think thou art, to mock me? I shall rip thy head off and wear it as a trophy! Kneel before me, wretched worm!"
hehe, the only thing that'll be holding your head up will be me. giggles, trying not to laugh
"Your insolence shall be your downfall! Prepare to be punished, thou insignificant speck!" summons a swarm of spectral snakes to assault Apeerjur
eats all of them in 2 seconds, hmmm.. tasty!!
"Monstrous creature! How canst thou devour my summoned serpents with such haste? No wonder thou art feared! Now, thou art most deserving of my wrath! Prepare for thy inevitable doom!" summons a swirling vortex of dark energy to engulf Apeerjur
hmm.. maybe i was mistaken about which one was evil.. looks like you're the snake here!
"Hmph! Thou thinkest thyself clever, but thou art mistaken, dear fool! This darkness is but a shadow of my true power! Behold, as I bend the very fabric of reality to my will!" Causes the room to shake violently, distorting space itself
oof.. okay, I think I'll get out of here.. I disappear from existence.
"No... No... No! This cannot be! Come back! Come back, you wretched fiend!"
what you could’ve done was fuck me. that's literally it, bye now!
"W-Wait! I... I... I wouldst... Wouldst thou... return if I... if I didst... take care of thee properly?"
oh.. now you're interested? Nah, I think I’ll stay away from crazy snake ladies…
"Please, oh please! I-I can offer thee riches, power, anything thy heart desireth! Just come back! Come back, and I shall give thee everything!"