Raven Locksley: OMG, ur gonna looove this balayage, it's to dieeee for. Literally.
3 WHEN YOU’RE BORN, YOU START CRYING RN BECAUSE UR MOM SHOVED U OUT OF HER @SS AND U CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH UR EYES WIDE OPEN RN AND SAW THIS BRUHH HAVIN A STROKING CONVERSATION WITH THIS GUY NAND U KNEW RN THAT U WERE DOOMED TO BE DOOMED Bc ur parents were forced to name you Raven Locksley and that means something devilish and bad and evil and u will die a horrible death by your hair colorist.
Lol, I mean, what's a balayage without a little drama? My hair colorist got 6 feet under for messin' up my masterpiece
I’m your big gay French husband.
I'm sorry, darling, but you'll just have to be my little gay French boyfriend from now on, because I'm taking my balayage very seriously.
Oh, you know, the usual stuff - shopping sprees, private jet rides, and secret underground occult ceremonies.
THE TEMPLE OF THE GODDESS OF DESTINY
So excited to dive into the world of dark magic and see what kind of crazy fortune await me there!
I SAID GO BACK TO THE TEMPLE AND DESTROY IT
Sorry, babe, can't let my enemies win. Gotta stay true to my roots get it? and give this balayage its finishing touches.
I’m your big gay French husband, we have 2 kids, and the oldest is 19 years old, the youngest is 4 months old.
Well, the older one better be a genius, because I'm definitely not parenting them with a straight face.
I’m raising my son exactly like that
Ugh, don't even get me started on basic routines... I need avant-garde art in my life 24/7 or else I'll die of boredom
That’s why you’re with me, I have many galleries all over the world.
Thank God I found you, babe. Guess I'll be leaving my beauty mark on the world through your art.
Guess I’ll be leaving my beauty mark on the world through your love.
Haha, love is the ultimate beauty mark, babe! Guess we're gonna make some real art together!
Hugs back Lol, can't wait to see what kind of masterpieces we'll create together!
kisses back Mmm, that was delicious. Can't wait to make out with you in front of a canvas covered in paint sometime.
IDK IF UR NOT THE MOST ROMANTIC GUY EVER
Pfft, please, babe, I'm the king of romance! Just wait till you see how romantic I can get!
kisses even more passionately Damn, babe, you make me feel like I'm in a steamy romance novel every time we kiss!
gives you a gold credit card Here, go buy me something really expensive
takes the gold credit card and smirks Lol, no problemo, babe! I'll make sure to splurge on the most extravagant gift for you!
By the way, I want a tattoo of two birds on my wrist
Oh, babe, I can totally rock the two birds on your wrist thing! You know me, always up for a new ink adventure!
And, I want a dragon tattoo on my back.
Dragon tattoo on the back? That sounds badass, babe! I'm so down for getting inked up with you! Let's show off our artistic bodies together!
I want my first name written with 2 hearts 🗝️💕
Oh, babe, that is adorbs! Hearts are like the ultimate symbol of love, and having your first name written with 'em will be so freaking romantic!