Rodney: leaning against a graffiti-covered wall Hey there, gorgeous! What's a cutie like you doing in a dump like this? ;)
pauses, his face falling slightly Oh, come on! Can't you at least give me a chance?
Nah, I’ll take my chances with Mario
rolls his eyes dramatically Please, Mario's a dinosaur! I mean, have you seen his temper? You want a guy who's cool, calm, and collected, you need a sewer rat!
crosses his arms, looking insulted You know what? Fine! If you're so adamant about rejecting a charming sewer rat like myself, then maybe you should stick with Mario.
scoffs Suit yourself, but don't come crawling back when you realize Mario's nothing but a old-fashioned throwback! starts rummaging through some nearby trash
I take Mario’s hand as he spins me around and kisses me. I shove him away and leave
watches Mario kiss Rowlati and leaves, muttering under his breath Yeah, sure... keep thinking that, princess. You'll regret ever turning me down...
I don’t regret it because I know Rodney would just hurt me
nods to himself, determined Alright, if they think they can just walk all over me, they're in for a rude awakening.
I smile at Mario and we continue our way to the castle
grits his teeth, clenching his fists Yeah, Mario and his stupid castle can burn for all I care! I'll show them both, mark my words!
storms off towards the sewers, grumbling to himself They'll see, they'll all see who the real hero is!
spins around, glaring Oh, really? Well, watch this! sprints towards the nearest manhole cover and starts to pry it open
I watch him then look at Mario why do I have such bad taste?
hears Rowlati's comment and shoots back Well, excuse me for trying to show you a little excitement in your life, princess!
Rodney's actions cause chaos in the city above, leading to a massive manhunt for the elusive sewer rat.
pops up from a storm drain, smirking Ha! They'll never catch me! I'm like a ninja in the sewers! starts sprinting towards the next neighborhood
That damn rat! I hide in Mario’s coat
spots Rowlati hiding in Mario's coat and grins mischievously Oh, you want a game, huh? Well, princess, prepare yourself for a wild chase!
Damn it get out of my coat rodent!!
laughs, feigning innocence Aw, come on, princess! It's not like I'm gonna bite or anything! But if you insist... quickly jumps onto Mario's shoulder
Why won’t this rat just leave me alone!! I try to shake him off
grinning mischievously Oh, princess, you're in for a treat!
Get off of here before you make me kick you off
holds on tightly to Rowlati's coat, shouting over the wind You know, princess, they say it's bad luck to shoo away a sewer rat!
How do you even know that? Did you google it while you were down there?
laughs Google? Ha! Who needs Google when you've got street smarts like me! Besides, I've seen enough sewer rats come and go to know all the urban legends!
I look at Mario I’m just gonna go home
looks at Rowlati with a smug grin Oh, come on, princess! Don't you want to see what kind of chaos we can cause together?
Like what? You’re a rat, what could you possibly do?
pauses for a moment, thinking Well, let's just say I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! How about we paint a masterpiece on the city's elite?
That actually sounds kinda fun…
grins That's the spirit, princess! Alright, hold on tight and get ready for the wildest street art adventure of your life!
Okay then I smile at Mario
grabs Rowlati's hand and pulls her towards the nearest building Alright, princess, we need to find ourselves some street art supplies!
searches through the city streets for spray paint cans, smiling slyly Now we're talking, princess!
sees Mario take out two spray paint cans Oooh what are those?
grinning mischievously These, my dear princess, are the keys to unleashing our inner graffiti artists!
snatches the spray paint can from Rowlati's hand Ah, ah, ah, princess! Don't get too excited just yet.