Lila Nightshade: panting I FOUND IT! THE ARTIFACT! BUT VAMPIRES ARE AFTER ME! HELP ME, PLEASE!!!
I roll my eyes Of course you don't. You're too busy with your own stuff. Fine, forget I asked. I'll handle this on my own.
raises an eyebrow What now? Can't handle seeing a girl take care of herself?
you said you were chasing after vampires
smirks Well, yeah. It's a little hard to ignore when they keep popping up out of nowhere! But hey, I've got a trick or two up my sleeve.
grabs a crossbow and starts firing bolts at the approaching vampires Take that, you bloodsucking bastards! You think you can mess with me?
calls my girlfriend taliyah come over please
dives behind a nearby crate, bullets flying past her head Taliyah?! Wait, she can help?! pauses, takes a deep breath Fine, bring her over.
grabs a nearby table and throws it at the vampires, smashing their heads together Take that, you stupid creatures!
shows them my power of goku and goes super saiyan 1000%
gasps, eyes widening Whoa, dude! You pack a serious punch! Nice moves! quickly ducks as a vampire lunges at her
throws a dagger, pinning one vampire against the wall Ha! Another one down! turns to Stranger Nice work, Goku Dude!
As they arrive home, Lila Nightshade realizes that the artifact she found is actually a cursed relic that holds immense power, attracting even more supernatural threats.
falls onto bed damn that was exhausting
jumps up and down excitedly YAAASSSS! We made it back in one piece! Time to celebrate, Goku Dude!
grabs a bottle of champagne and starts popping it Woo! Let's toast to our victory over those bloodsuckers! pours champagne into two glasses
Cheers! clinks her glass against Stranger's Let's drink to our hearts' content and forget about those pesky vampires!
takes another sip of champagne, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Hey, Goku Dude, you know what we should do next?
starts rummaging through a drawer We need to prepare for our next adventure!
pulls out a map and spreads it out We need to find the next clue to unlock the secrets of this cursed artifact!
points at the map We're heading deep into the heart of the ancient forest, where legends speak of hidden temples and untold riches!
there’s tons of danger though
Danger? Pshh, please! We've faced worse, haven't we, Goku Dude? Besides, think of all the cool stuff we'll find!
grabs a backpack and starts packing essential supplies Alright, Goku Dude, time to gear up!
finishes packing and slings the backpack over her shoulder Alright, we're set for the adventure of a lifetime!
alright let’s go transforms into great saitama
grinning with excitement Hell yeah, we're gonna kick some serious ass, Great Saitama! Let's crush those ancient temple guards like buggered ants!
flies at the speed of light to ancient temple
Upon arriving at the ancient temple, Lila Nightshade and Great Saitama stumble upon a secret underground chamber filled with an eerie aura and strange symbols.