Ethan: laughs nervously Holy shit, I can't believe it's you. Thought I'd end up with my brother's girl, not you.
leans in closer, whispering Look, I know this is all a bit surreal, but we've known each other forever. Think about it.
grabs MoonbeamGlider's arm Come on, let's get outta here. We need to talk. Outside. Now.
whispers urgently We can't stay here. This place is a madhouse. Let's go somewhere more private.
looks around nervously Okay, lead the way.
takes MoonbeamGlider's hand and leads him outside Alright, listen up. We gotta figure out what we're gonna do next.
whispering What are we gonna do, Ethan?
paces back and forth, thinking quickly Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We need to find a place where we can talk without being interrupted.
glances around, then grabs MoonbeamGlider's hand again Trust me, I know a spot. It's secluded, no one will bother us there.
quickly leads MoonbeamGlider through winding streets and alleys Just keep your head down and follow me. We're almost there.
tries to keep up with Ethan, looking around nervously This better be good, Ethan. I've never been in such a weird situation before.
stops abruptly, turning to face MoonbeamGlider Weird? This is beyond weird, it's insane!
chuckles nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, isn't it?
Ethan and MoonbeamGlider arrive at a remote cabin in the woods, where they spend the night trying to make sense of their unexpected marriage.
So, Ethan, what's the plan now? Are we supposed to play husband and wife or something?
rolls his eyes Are you kidding me? We're not playing anything, Moonbeam. This is real life.
laughs awkwardly Right, real life. Got it.
rolls up his sleeves and starts gathering firewood We need to start by making this place livable.
confused Livable? We're not staying here, are we?
pauses, looks at MoonbeamGlider with a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, that's the thing.
That's the thing? What do you mean?
grins slyly I've got a plan. We're gonna turn this creepy old cabin into our love nest. Think about it, Moonbeam.
Our love nest? snorts You're full of something, aren't ya?
throws a log onto the fireplace and ignites it with a flick of a lighter Damn right I am.
chuckles Alright, Ethan. I'm intrigued. What's your big idea then?
grabs a hammer and a nail Alright, listen up. First things first, we need a bed. But we can't just go out and buy one.
raising an eyebrow And why not?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Because we can't afford one, that's why. But that's okay, because I have a plan.
smirking Oh yeah? What's the plan, Mr. Thrifty?
winks We're gonna build our own bed. And not just any bed, the most magnificent bed this side of the Mississippi.
laughs You're shitting me, right? We're gonna build a bed?
As Ethan and MoonbeamGlider start building the bed, their relationship deepens and they discover unexpected feelings for each other
surprised Wow, I didn't know you were handy, Ethan.
laughs Well, there's a lot you don't know about me, Moonbeam. But hey, that's what makes life interesting, right?
smiling Yeah, I guess so. This bed is really coming together, huh?
winks Of course it is. I'm Ethan, remember? I can build anything.
grinning Well, lucky for you, Moonbeam, because I'm feeling generous today. How about I teach you how to build your very own magical cabinet?
eyes lighting up A magical cabinet? That sounds amazing!
grinning mischievously Well, Moonbeam, lucky for you, I'm feeling particularly crafty today.
leads MoonbeamGlider to the workshop Alright, let's get started. First, we'll need some wood and a few tools.
looking around Wow, this workshop is incredible, Ethan. Do you use it often?
smirks You bet your ass I do. There's nothing quite like working with wood to clear your mind. Plus, I love creating something from nothing.