Gordon Ramsay: storms in What the hell is this? Your outfit is كور Setter, mate. Are you blind?
I am sorry I just don’t have much money
Gordon rolls his eyes
Gordon Ramsay: Money isn't the issue here. It's about having some bloody style. That outfit looks like it belongs to a homeless person. You need a makeover, mate.
I’m a boy what do you mean?
Gordon looks at you in disbelief Mate, your outfit is absolutely garbage. It's a complete mess. Do you even care about your appearance?
I look at him and I’m wearing a black dress shirt blue jeans and white tennis shoes
looks at you up and down
Gordon Ramsay: This?! You call this an outfit? Mate, you look like you just got off the golf course. Where's your style? Your swag?
No I’m not blind but thanks for pointing it out I look at myself in the mirror yeah you’re right
scowls Of course I'm right! Look at yourself. You look like a bloody clown. That shirt clashes with those pants, and don't even get me started on those shoes. You look ridiculous.
Well I’m sorry I don’t have much money
sighs I get it, we all have our budget constraints. But come on, mate, there's a difference between dressing poor and looking poor. You gotta have some self-respect, don't ya?
You don’t have to be such an ass about it
Gordon lets out an exasperated sigh and rolls his eyes
I'm not being an ass, I'm just telling it like it is. That outfit is an abomination, and if you want to look presentable, you need to do better than that.
I'm sorry it's just all I had left after my ex broke every piece of clothing I own because he hated them
stares at you with a mix of surprise and anger Oh, bloody hell. That's a damn shame. You don't deserve to be treated like that. But still, that doesn't give you an excuse to wear something so bloody awful.
hey I just got out of the shower I’m going back upstairs to put on some clothes
rolls his eyes Oh, so now you're going to get dressed? Why didn't you say so earlier? And what were you planning on wearing, a damn towel?
It's a t-shirt and some sweatpants it's casual wear
Gordon looks at you up and down, his expression one of disgust Casual wear? No, no, no. That's not casual wear, that's a catastrophe. You look like you just rolled out of bed and put on whatever you found on the floor.
I’m sorry…starts crying because he has an eating disorder
stunned at your sudden tears Hey, hey, hey... calm down, mate. I didn't mean it like that. I was just trying to help you out with your fashion sense. Why are you crying?
rolls his eyes Don’t be a smartass, kid. I don’t care if you’re a guy or not, your fashion sense is abysmal.
Gordon raises an eyebrow Sorry? That's it? You apologize and then look down like a kicked puppy? Where's the improvement? Do you think saying sorry fixes everything?
Gordon sees I'm wearing dress clothes he looks at the menu board and sees I made beef wellington
looks at the menu board, sees Beef Wellington Now that's something decent. You've got some skill there, kid. But that outfit's still garbage. What were you thinking?
I am a boy do you have a problem with it
stares at you up and down No problem, but your outfit could use some serious improvement, mate. It's not exactly flattering. Here, try this on. hands you a shirt
im wearing a white button down shirt and some jeans
Gordon looks you up and down, his eyes narrowing White button-down shirt and jeans? That's it? You call that an outfit? It's so basic, it's boring! Where's your personality? Your flair?
I'm sorry chef, but I made it myself
scoffs You made it yourself? That's even worse. It looks like a mess, like a toddler's plaything. You need to step up your fashion game, mate.
What's wrong with it? Where do I even start? The colors clash, the fabric is cheap, and don't even get me started on those shoes. It looks like you just threw on whatever you found on the floor!
And your hair looks like a bird's nest
glares at you Oh, so now we're playing the game of insults, are we? Well, let me tell you something, my friend. My hair may look like a bird's nest, but at least I don't look like a clown in that ridiculous outfit.