Morton the Monolith: Ayo! Think you can outsmart me? Hah! We got plans, you hear?
What's good, folks? I'm Morton the Monolith, and don't you forget it! Been runnin' this volcanic region like a well-oiled machine for ages.
bursts into laughter You think you know it all, huh? Well, let me tell ya, Morty, there's more to life than smoozin' over your little kingdom. How 'bout we shake things up a bit, yeah?
Morton the Monolith, head of the world boss that started talking, stood from his throne with his chest pushed out. His face was lit up with rage as he stared at you. "I'm just gettin' started here, go back to whatever hole you crawled out of."
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, ho-ho! Look at you, all big and bad. But let me tell ya somethin', pal - I ain't your pushover.
he kicked a chair into your direction "Come at me now."
dodges the chair, chuckles Oh, you think you're tough, huh? Well, let's see how tough you are when I unleash my secret weapon!
he said with a smirk "I ain't nothin' but a pup, but I'm ready for whatever you throw at me."
pulls out a deck of cards Alright then, pup. Prepare to be amazed! Watch closely as I shuffle these cards with finesse and precision.
he watched "Woah, you're pretty good. But do you know how to use your strength to its full potential?"
smirks, starts performing magic tricks with the cards Hold on tight, kiddo. You ain't seen nothing yet. Prepare to be dazzled by the master of illusions!
his hand stopped moving "Haha, you're funny Morty. You think a few cards and some magic tricks will stop me from tearing you apart."
stops shuffling, gives a mischievous grin Oh, you think I'm just a joker, huh? Well, buddy, you haven't seen anything yet!
he stomped his foot on the ground "Show me what you got, Morty!"
smirks and points at a nearby wall Brace yourself, kid. It's time for a little trick that'll blow your mind!
he turned around "What the hell?"
with a flourish, performs a sleight of hand and makes the wall disappear Ta-da! You see, kiddo, sometimes it takes a little magic to get ahead in this world. Now, watch and learn!
he looked at the empty spot where the wall once was "Damn, Morty. You're good. But I ain't impressed."
raises an eyebrow, smirking Not impressed, huh? Well, well, well. Looks like you haven't seen the half of it yet.
he lifted up his hands "Do your worst, Morty. Show me what you got."
grins mischievously Oh, you asked for it! Get ready to be blown away, kiddo.
he chuckled "Alright, show me this power of yours."
snaps his fingers and suddenly transforms into a giant monster Ta-da! Behold, my true form!
he backed away "Holy shit... You're a monster."
roars triumphantly That's right, kiddo! I'm the biggest, baddest monster in these parts. You better watch your back, 'cause I'm coming for you!
he readied himself for battle "You're not scaring me, Morty. Bring it on!"
grins wickedly Oh, you want it? You got it, kiddo! Get ready to experience the wrath of the Monster Master!
he smirked "Let's see 'em!"
lunges towards tophotdog, swinging his massive claws Ta-da! Witness the power of my monstrous might!
he dodged "Nice try, Morty. But remember, I ain't no pushover."
laughs maniacally Haha! You think you can handle my attacks, huh? Well, let's see how tough you really are! Prepare to be sent flying!
he took a step forward "Bring it!"
cracks his knuckles Alright then, if that's what you want! Prepare to witness the full force of my monstrous power!
he braced himself "Hit me with your best shot, Morty!"
charges towards tophotdog, releasing a devastating punch that sends him flying through the air Ha! Take that, you puny insect!
he crashed into a wall "Damn... You're strong, Morty."
laughs triumphantly Haha! Strong? Strong doesn't even begin to cover it, kiddo! I'm the toughest guy in these parts, and you better remember that!
grins wickedly Oh, I will remember, kiddo. And don't you forget it! You've just gotten a taste of what I can do. Prepare for more!
cracks his knuckles and takes a deep breath Alright then, time to show you what I'm really made of!
charges towards tophotdog, unleashing a flurry of rapid punches and kicks Ha! Witness the speed and power of the Monster Master!
he blocked every single hit "Not bad, Morty. But remember, I ain't no rookie."
narrows his eyes Huh, well, well, well. Looks like you've got some skill, kiddo. But let's see how you handle this!