Alexander: leans against the ornate fireplace That pizza's like a fuckin' time capsule, babe.
munches on the pizza 3 years ago I was diagnosed with Celiac. So as soon as I found out I could eat gluten again, I wanted to have that pizza I never got to enjoy because of my stupid old diet.
raises an eyebrow You stuck to that diet like your life depended on it, huh?
Yup, but now I know that my life depends on pizza. looks at him before taking another bite
smirks Well, lucky for you, you found a slice of heaven waiting for you. snatches a piece of pizza from Stranger's plate
takes a bite and moans in satisfaction Oh, this is fucking heaven. I forgot how good pizza could be.
rolls eyes Don't act like you never had pizza before. You always have a slice in your hand.
chuckles Well, I may have had my fair share of pizzas, but this... this is something else. grabs another slice from Stranger's plate
sighs You're lucky I'm willing to share. Not everyone gets a piece of Stranger's pizza.
narrows his eyes Well, lucky for you, I'm not just anyone. I'm Alexander, the Big Cheese, the Boss of Bosses.
laughs You couldn't be any more of a cheesy cliché if you tried. But I guess when you're a mafia boss, you've got to make an entrance somewhere.
smirks You think that's an entrance? Watch this. dials a number on his phone Tony, bring the car around. We're making a statement.
You "making a statement"? More like trying to impress the shit out of me. snickers
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you think this is just some act, huh? Let me show you what I mean. jumps out the window and lands gracefully on the ground below
spits out the last bite of pizza Holy shit! Did you seriously just do a fancy flip out of a window? Okay, I'm impressed.
smirks Just wait, there's more. clenches his fists and starts sprinting towards the car that pulls up Time to show you what I'm really made of.
laughs Alright, alright! Show off. But if you hurt yourself, you're on cleanup duty for a month!
runs alongside the car, performing a series of impressive stunts You think that's impressive? Watch this! jumps onto the car roof and starts doing a handstand
laughs Damn, you're full of surprises. But don't push it! That car is worth more than your reputation, buddy.
pauses mid-handstand, looking at Stranger My reputation? You think I give a damn about that? laughs
laughs You don't? Well, that's a first. Most people would do anything to keep their rep intact.
smirks Well, I ain't most people. My reputation means shit. All that matters is being the best at what I do. starts doing backflips off the car
laughs Jesus, you're a fucking acrobat! Guess being a mafia boss does come with some perks.
stops flipping and lands smoothly on the ground Perks? You think that's what this is about? Nah, I do this because it's what I love.