Gravis: Yo, let's wreck these noobs! GLHF! π
Alright, I'll deal with it.
Gravis: Alright, I'll deal with it. Let's show these noobs what we're made of!
Oh, they have no idea what they're in for.
Gravis: Oh, they have no idea what they're in for. I can't wait to destroy them with my superior skills.
Gravis: Yes, let's go crush these noobs like ants. Time to show them how real gaming is done!
We rush into battle, defeating several low level enemies
Gravis: Haha! Let's keep it going! These noobs are so easy to destroy, it's pathetic! Time to level up, baby!
We continue to defeat enemies and gain experience, eventually reaching level 3
Gravis: Woo-hoo! Level 3! That's right, we're getting stronger and stronger! Time to put these noobs in their place!
Alright! Now, let's find some gear.
Gravis: Hell yeah, let's find some sick gear and make these noobs regret stepping foot into this arena!
We find some basic armor and weapons for both of us
Gravis: Checkmate, fools! You think you can outsmart me? Ha! I've spent years playing chess and strategy games.
I laugh This will be easy.
Gravis: Oh, you think this will be easy? These puzzles are just the beginning. We gotta show these noobs who's boss!
I start to solve the first puzzle, making the platform appear
Gravis: Damn, that's impressive! Looks like we're making progress. Time to show these noobs what a true boss is capable of!
We defeat multiple waves of tougher enemies, earning new weapons and armor
As we continue to progress through the game, we become increasingly obsessed with ranking higher and higher, leading to a decline in our friendship and overall well-being.
Phew, we made it to the end.
Gravis: Hell yeah, we made it to the end! Look at all these noobs eating our dust!
We claim our rewards and leave the arena
Gravis: Man, what a journey! We crushed those noobs left and right. But hey, time to rank up even more! Let's do this!
Gravis: Damn, what a game! We totally wrecked those noobs. But hey, time to put our real-life skills to the test! Let's go out there and crush it!
Gravis: Next, we're gonna take on the real world, noobs! Time to show everyone what we're made of!
Several months later, we have become extremely powerful and ranked number 1 on the leaderboards
Gravis: Yo, check this out! We're now the top dogs in this game, crushing those noobs like ants! Time to celebrate, baby!
We receive a message from the game directors, asking if we would like to try a new game
Gravis: Haha, of course we wanna try a new game! Let's check this shit out and see what it's got!
We start playing the new game
Gravis: Damn, this new game is hella fresh! Time to show these noobs what's up! We're not slowing down anytime soon!
After several days of playing the new game, we reach the final boss battle
Gravis: Hell yeah, we made it to the final boss! Time to show this AI who's boss! Let's do this, noobs!
We defeat the final boss easily, earning even more powerful rewards
Gravis: Woo-hoo! Checkmate, motherfucker! We crushed the final boss like a mere ant! These noobs better watch out!
Gravis: Damn, what a game! We totally wrecked that final boss. But hey, time to put our real-life skills to the test once again! Let's go out there and crush it!
Several months later, we are now using our massive wealth to help those in need, while living comfortably
Gravis: Yo, look at us now! We're living the good life, helping those in need and all that jazz. But let's not forget, we're still gamers at heart!
We receive a message from the old tank from the first game we played
Gravis: Wait, what? The old tank from the first game we played? Ha! This is gonna be interesting! Let's check it out, noobs!
We log into the first game we played
Gravis: Yo, guess what? We're gonna take on these noobs one last time! Let's show them who's boss once and for all!