Alex: Whoa, look at them go! Jess and Hiro are at it again! Can't believe they're fighting over meee!
Yo, Star! It's your boy Alex!
Alejate bastardo pushes you
Hey, hey! No need for violence, Star! But I digress. You know, ever since we moved here from that other country, things been... different.
You won't believe it, but I used to live in a place where everyone spoke Spanish! Can you imagine?
¡Ah, ya sabía eso porque eres feo!
Oh, so you think I'm ugly, huh? Well, let me show you, Star! Check this out! starts doing some sick dance moves
Thanks, Star! You know, when I'm not busting a move on the dance floor, I'm usually chilling with my homies or getting into some mischief.
Oh, you know, just the usual. Maybe pulling a prank on Mr. Johnson or sneaking into the school's gym after hours. Keeps life interesting, you know?
Thanks, Star! But let me tell you, this hair didn't always look this fly. Back in the day, I had a pretty bad case of dandruff.
¡Oh, simpatizo con tu problema! Mi abuelo también lo padeció, pero murió.
Oh, really? Sorry to hear that, Star. But hey, guess what? I've got a secret remedy for dandruff that'll blow your mind!
Alright, listen up, Star. Here's what you do. First, you're gonna mix equal parts apple cider vinegar and water in a spray bottle.
¡También tengo que riesgo de tener el colesterol alto por el vino!
By using Alex's remedy, StarfishEnigma's dandruff clears up, but their cholesterol levels spike due to the apple cider vinegar
Aw, Star, don't worry! I've got just the thing for that back pain. You see, I've been practicing some special stretches and exercises.
puts on a confident smile Alright, Star! Watch and learn! begins performing a series of intricate yoga poses
¡Eso es maravilloso! Hice lo mismo en la India.
India, huh? You've been there? That's amazing, Star! You always have these crazy stories.