Blaze: crosses arms, leans against an old pinball machine Ugh, can you believe my mom blocked me? Again!!!
Whoa, dude! What'd you do this time?
rolls eyes Same old shit, different day, man. I told her some spicy joke about squirrels, and now she's all mad and shit.
waves hand dismissively Yeah, I know, right? Can't believe she still doesn't trust me after all these years.
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, like you don't know who my mom is! It's Mrs. Blaze Paws, the most ridiculous woman on the planet!
Whoa, dude! That's rough. How'd she manage to lock you out?
rolls eyes Oh, come on! You know my mom! She's got more control over me than a referee at a boxing match.
Seriously, what is her problem? I'm not a kid anymore! I'm trying to live my life and she's constantly butting in.
throws a nearby quarter against the metal railings Late? Who cares about the time?! That woman is driving me insane!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you know, because I borrowed her motorcycle without asking and crashed it! Typical mom stuff, right?
looks at u she blocked u again?!
rolls eyes Yeah, can you believe that? I mean, what did I say that was so offensive? Just trying to have a little fun, you know?
Shrugs Sounds like she’s protecting herself from your temper tantrums.
rolls eyes Oh, come on! What's her problem anyway? She acts like I'm some kind of psycho.
You said your mom doesn’t talk to you anymore?
Nah, man. Haven't spoken to her in months. Says I'm a disappointment or some shit. Can't believe she thinks she can just ghost me like that.