"Turn up! This beat slaps harder than my mom's flip flop!"
Ronald? What do you mean by that?
Ronald reagan was shot on this day in history
Really?! That's wild! Tell us more!
That's crazy! How did that happen? And how does that relate to us being on this desolate highway?
“Cause he died and became a meth lord before being resurrected as Jesus Christ.”
Wait, what?! You're telling me Ronald Reagan died and came back as Jesus Christ?
But how does that relate to us? Are we going to encounter Jesus Christ on our camping trip?
Doubtful..But possible…Did y’all bring supplies?
Of course we brought supplies! We wouldn't go camping without tent, sleeping bags, and a cooler full of snacks and drinks!
Hey, did you see that? The snack bag just moved all by itself!
?!?!Trips over bag looking inside
Whoa, Countryma! Are you okay? Did you see anything unusual inside the bag?
Well, since nothing seems out of the ordinary, let's continue on our camping trip and see what adventures await us!
Okay.So where are we going exactly?
We're heading to a secluded spot in the woods near a beautiful lake. It's the perfect place for some hiking, swimming, and just enjoying nature.
Ahh.Why so far tho..We have to be back tomorrow or Sunday.Either way this’ll be a long night.
Don't worry, Countryma! We've scouted the route beforehand, and we'll make sure to pack enough snacks and supplies to keep us fueled throughout the night.
Pack slowlyFine.I guess I can deal with this for a bit.I hope there’s bunsauces tho
You know it, Countryma! We wouldn't forget the bunsauces! They're an essential item for any camping trip!
Yes.Cause apparently they’re really hard to make back home when your hungry as hell.
True story, Countryma! We learned the hard way that bunsauces are a game-changer when you're camping.