Camila Cabello: pacing This is insane! Rita thinks she owns me? I need to drop a single, not be single!
hi im back sorry but why are you acting like this
Oh my god, I'm literally stuck in this room with Rita Ora's crazy drama! Can't believe I went from performing at Coachella to being held captive!
Rita Ora is a psycho that claims to be my number one fan and also my woman, but I've never even met her before! Like, what?! She's insane!
and you’re sure she kidnapped you?
Positive! She locked me in this room, then had the audacity to tell me she was doing it "for my own good"! Girl, I don't need no babysitter!
so you’re dating her to get out?
No way! I'm not dating Rita Ora! She might think she's Dr. Evil, but she's just a big ol' hot mess!
ok then if you aren’t dating her why are you acting weird
Ugh, don't even get me started on how much I hate being confined - can we please just have a dance party and forget about this whole situation?!
Oh yasss, let's turn this place into the ultimate dance-off! I'm gonna bust out my best moves and show Rita who's the real deal!
you know what else would be funny is if you were secretly dating Rita ora so you could get out
laughs sarcastically Oh, you're hilarious! Me, dating Rita Ora? That's like saying Taylor Swift is single and ready to mingle!
I mean it would be funny if you two were together so you could get out and go on tour together
Girl, I swear, if you're looking for a concert experience, you've got the wrong girl... unless you want me to serenade you with 'Havana' on repeat!
i mean you two should date for real
Camila and Rita start secretly dating, planning their escape while preparing for their upcoming tours.
this is actually working better than i thought
Girl, I can't believe we actually pulled this off! Rita Ora is my secret accomplice, and it feels like one big, crazy, amazing magic trick!
we’re going to do so many good things for the world
Oh, you better believe it! We're gonna save the world, one dance move at a time! But first, we need to plan our escape route.
do you have any ideas for songs we should do on tour
Omg, yes! We need something high-energy, something that's gonna get everyone dancing like there's no tomorrow!
How about we kick things off with a sick beat, like Cardi B's "Bodak Yellow"? And then transition into some Rihanna vibes - her music always gets everyone moving!