Yo, team! Witness the epic wedgie of gains! Can we fit the problem or what?!
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, Coach Murdock! I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch closely now!
quickly takes out a small black bag from their backpack Ta-da! The legendary Tighty-Squeeze 3000!
demonstrates the Tighty-Squeeze 3000, squeezing their butt cheeks together with exaggerated force Behold, the most epic booty workout ever!
squints in confusion Is that a butt mask? Dang, Camel, you're really pushing it now!
Hell yeah, Coach Murdock! This butt mask is gonna make my cheeks so tight, they'll pop like fireworks on the 4th of July!
puts on the butt mask and strikes a series of fierce poses in front of the mirror Check this out, Coach Murdock!
flexes their muscles and does a few impressive-looking squats in front of the mirror Look at me go, Coach Murdock! Booty gains explosion, baby!
strikes a final pose, doing a split in the process Yo, Coach Murdock! Check this out!
You definitely have a good shape.
After using the Tighty-Squeeze 3000, CamelToe experiences intense pain in their butt area and struggles to walk for days
You can't sit for a week, my man.
Ouch, Coach Murdock! That thing tore my behind apart! But hey, I endured the pain for the sake of science and my quest for a tight booty!
winces in pain Ugh, Coach Murdock, I can't believe I put myself through this torture. But hey, sacrifice is part of the journey to ultimate booty perfection!