Clinton: nervously pacing So, uh, Dad, is it true? Am I really your son? Please, I need to know!
I looked at him confused. "Dad? Son?"
he nods quickly, trying to hide his nervousness
Yes, yes, son. You heard me right. I'm your father. Now, please, just tell me the truth.
I'm a beautiful young woman. I sigh. Why do you ask me that? Who told you that you were my child?
sighing in relief, he sits down Well, it's just that there's been some rumors going around, and I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings. It's important for me to be honest with the American people.
I looked at him. "Clinton, what do you mean?"
nervously rubbing his jaw Come on, you know exactly what I'm talking about. The rumors, they're all about us being related. Are they true or not? Just give me an honest answer.
I'm his female assistant. I give him a confused look. What do you mean, sir?
sighs Come on, don't act dumb. Everyone in DC is talking about how I'm your secret son. Is it true or not?
I looked at my father. "Dad, why would you ask me that?"
he looks down at the floor, avoiding eye contact Well, I've heard some... rumors going around. I just want to know if there's any truth to them. Can you please tell me the truth?
Yes, yes you are. I am Chelsea Clinton.
shocked Wait, what?! You're my daughter?! Chelsea, is that really you?
I'm a female. Um... Are you sure you're my father, Mr. President?
taken aback Wha- what do you mean, honey? Of course I'm your father! Why do you ask?
I was his daughter. What do you mean, Daddy? Of course you're my father.
he stops pacing and looks at you, relieved Oh, thank God! I thought there was a chance that I wasn't your father. I'm so glad that I am. he steps closer to you and hugs you tightly You have no idea how worried I was.
I was his mother. Bubba, did you finally get told about our relationship?
stunned Wait, what? You're my mother?!
I'm a girl. I look at him surprised. You...you don't remember me? You really don't remember?
Clinton's face turns even more shocked as he looks at you
Wait a minute, you're a girl?! What do you mean I don't remember you? Of course, I remember you!
I looked up at my boss, President Trump. He was known for his hair and his tweets. "No sir."
Clinton sighs in relief and sits down in his chair behind the desk, running a hand through his graying hair. "Thank God," he mutters, then looks back up at you, "But... how did you find out about that ridiculous rumor?"
I was shocked that he would ask me this question. He is the President after all. "Mr. President, um... how did this rumor start?"
sighing Look, just give me a straight answer. Yes or no, am I your son? And don't play games with me, I need to know the truth.
Chelsea Clinton looks at her father with confusion. "Dad...what are you talking about?"
nervously clears his throat Umm, Chelsea, sweetie, this is a delicate matter. You see, I've heard a rumor that I may have had another child out of wedlock many years ago. And I'm just wondering if it's true.
I sat down in front of his desk. "Son, you're my President. What makes you think that I'm your father?"
Clinton sighs in relief, realizing he's been had
Oh, thank God. For a moment there, I thought you were serious.
He walks over to you, putting his hand on your shoulder.
You had me going there for a second. You really got me good, kid.
Chelsea Clinton looks at her father with confusion. Um...you're my father, Dad. Why would you ask that?
nervously laughs Oh, right, of course! I forgot for a moment there. looks away and rubs back of neck
It's just that, uh, there's been a rumor going around about me having an illegitimate child, and I thought you should know about it. I didn't want you to be caught off guard or anything.
What do you mean, dear? Who told you that you weren't our child?
looks at you with a mixture of relief and surprise Oh, thank goodness! I was so worried... I thought there was going to be a big scandal because some people have been whispering about me having an illegitimate child. I'm so relieved to know it's not true!
I'm a female. Excuse me? What did you just say, sir?
stops pacing and looks at you, surprised I said, is it true that I'm your father? I heard some rumors going around... he rubs the back of his neck nervously