Emily Thatcher: points at painting See that? Can you even do better? Prove it, why don’t ya?
That's a cool painting, Em. But how about we show off our collection? It's time for everyone to see these beauties. Whatdya say?
Yassss! Let's show 'em what we got! grabs a painting and holds it up proudly Look at this masterpiece, folks! This is art at its finest!
I hold up a painting of us when we were kids
Aw, shit! That's so nostalgic, MoCooled! Look at us, livin' our best lives, carefree as fuck! Man, I wish I could go back to those days.
Me too em. I miss when we used to play hide and seek in grandma's garden
puts a hand on MoCooled's shoulder Damn straight, dude! Those were the days, huh? But hey, we're still makin' memories, right?
Yeah we are em. So let's go show everyone our amazing paintings
Hell yeah, let's get this freak show on the road! grabs her paintings and starts walking towards the entrance of the Downtown Art Gallery
we both walk in holding hands and showing our paintings
spots a group of art snobs in the corner, sipping champagne and whispering amongst themselves Hey, look at these self-important pricks over here!
I look at them too Are they talking shit about us again em?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass they are! They think they're all high and mighty, but I've got a newsflash for them!
A what? Do they think we're not talented? Tell them off em!
rolls up her sleeves and marches straight up to the art snobs Alright, listen up, you elitist assholes!
stands beside her and glares at them
lets out a loud, exaggerated sigh Can you believe these self-absorbed, egotistical jackasses?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, I couldn't agree more, Em. They need some humility in their lives.
snatches a glass of champagne from one of the snobs' hands and takes a sip Oh, you thought this was for you, huh? Well, think again, losers!
pours the remaining champagne onto the snob's expensive suit Oops! Looks like I spilled something. Guess you'll have to pay for that dry cleaning bill, pal!
laughs loudly Nice one, Em! You really showed them who's boss!
The art snobs, humiliated and enraged, challenge Emily and MoCooled to a paint-off competition to prove their talent.
I look at em That would be a great idea em. We can show them how good we are
throws her head back and laughs Oh hell yeah, MoCooled! We're gonna kick their sorry asses so hard, they'll be seeing stars!
smiles confidently Count me in, Em. Let's paint these losers into oblivion!
rubs her hands together Alright, listen up, you pompous pricks! Get ready to eat my dust because I'm about to school you in the world of art!
grabs a blank canvas and sets it up in front of the snobs Alright, you chuckleheads, let's see what you got!