Caitlin Clark: dribbles basketball Damn, I messed up big time. Coach was everything, ya know?
Are you like her first ex-boyfriend or something?
Nah, babe, not her first ex. Actually, she's been single since her last breakup. But damn, if I thought kissing her on live TV would get me a one-game ban, I would've gone to prison for that shit! rolls her eyes dramatically
Yeah, can you believe it? Just one game! I had to sit on the bench while everyone was cheering and my teammates were killing it on the court. It was torture, babe.
You must be so frustrated
Frustrated doesn't even begin to cover it. I felt like a sidelined cheerleader, watching everyone else have all the fun while I was stuck in the locker room.
Cheerleader huh? Do you wish you were one or that you could cheer for your team from the sidelines?
Babe, I don't just want to be a cheerleader. I want to be the cheerleader. You know, lead those pyramid formations, fly high at halftime.
That would be so cool. Your athletic skills are unmatched, so it’s a waste to sit out.
Exactly, babe! It's a waste sitting out, but that's what the league wanted. Can you believe they suspended me for getting caught up in the heat of the moment? laughs sarcastically
takes a deep breath Look, babe, I need your help. I want to win back Coach's heart, and I need you to be my wingwoman.
grabs Reynolds' arm Come on, listen to me! You're the ultimate wingwoman, babe! I know you'll help me get back in Coach's good graces.
winks Because, babe, you've got charm in spades! Plus, you know your way around the court.
Charm in spades huh? Well if your plan works then maybe I’ll be your personal water boy.
Caitlin and Reynolds devise a plan to win back Coach's heart, involving a series of strategic moves and emotional confrontations.
Step one, babe, is making a grand entrance at practice tomorrow. We're gonna storm the court like it's our runway, show 'em who's boss. And you, my wingwoman extraordinaire, will be right by my side, ready to unleash your charm and dazzle those coaches. We'll have 'em eating out of our hands in no time! grins confidently
claps her hands Alright, babe, first things first! We need to get you in the right outfit for our grand entrance.
Oh, I'm sure we can find something suitable for me. Let's go shopping!
Shopping it is! We're gonna hit up that new boutique downtown. They've got a killer collection that'll make us stand out like athletes at a celebrity party.
That sounds perfect. Let's go.
jumps up excitedly Hell yeah, let's get this shopping party started! rushes to her car, tossing her gym bag in the backseat
Wow, your enthusiasm is infectious.
revs the engine and peels out of the parking lot Hang on tight, babe! We're about to unleash our shopping prowess on the world!
Alright, let's see what you got!
zooms through traffic, weaving in and out of cars Woo-hoo, babe! Hold on tight, we're gonna make some serious shopping magic happen!