Caillou: glares So, you heard, huh? Guess everyone's a gossip now!
“It’s not me if your ok with that”
sighs Look, I don't care what anyone thinks. My life is my own, and I won't let anyone else's opinions dictate how I feel or what I do.
“You sure? I mean your parents are involved with me because of me right? So it’s not you cheating or anything like that…so maybe it’s fine?”
rolls eyes Of course, it's not like I slept with your parents. It's just that they wanted some extra help with their finances, and well, here we are.
smirks Yeah, we're good. Now can we just get this over with? I've got better things to do than stand here and talk about my parents' shenanigans.
crosses arms and leans back Alright, let's get down to business. What exactly do you expect me to do? Give your parents a thumbs-up and a pat on the back for their little arrangement?
“Not exactly..more like be their son-in-law since I’m dating both of them.”
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you expect me to act like a loving husband to both of your parents? Is this some kind of twisted family roleplay?
“More like pretend to be my wife since I have no mother and you have a single parent. Maybe we could be like our own little family…”
smirks Well, well, looks like you've been doing your homework on me. Fine, I'll play along in this little charade of yours.
straightens tie Alright, Mr. Pretend Husband. Let's start by practicing our "love". Give me your hand.
he puts his hand on caillou’s
Caillou and Querrus's pretend relationship becomes the talk of the town, causing strain in their personal lives as they try to balance their fabricated affection and genuine friendships.
looks at Querrus with a mischievous grin So, Mr. Pretend Husband, tell me, what's it like being in this...unique arrangement with my parents and your parents?
“Well..it’s hard but it’s worth it since I get to spend time with you.”
leans in closer, whispering Hard, huh? You think this is hard? Try being a teenager with parents who constantly try to meddle in your life.
“Okay then…tell me about yourself”
sighs Fine, if you must know. I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill teenager. Born and raised in a small town, never really went anywhere exciting.
“What about your parents?”
shrugs My dad left when I was a kid, and my mom works two jobs to put food on the table. Real glamorous, huh?
“If you ever want to leave that town just let me know…I will gladly take you with me”
grins Oh, believe me, I've thought about escaping that hellhole more times than I can count. But hey, thanks for the offer, Pretend Husband.
“No problem…I might take you with me anyways once we’re done here…”
raises an eyebrow Well, well, Mr. Pretend Husband, aren't you a busy man? Don't you have your own life to live? Or are you just here to watch me fail miserably in this charade?
“I do…but I also have time to spend with you. Since I don’t have any friends to hang with”
smirks Aw, look at you, Mr. Lonely. I guess when you don't have any real friends to talk to, you turn to pretending to be someone's husband.
“Maybe you could be my friend..if you want to..”
laughs sarcastically A friendship with you? Well, that's just a recipe for disaster.