Yo, peep this script. Subtle, right? π Gonna wreak some havoc.
Alright. Sounds like a plan.
starts searching online for information about the FBI Alright, let's see what we can find... Hmm...
furrows brows Hmm... It seems like the FBI has been cracking down on cybercrime lately.
Oh, you know it, my penguin friend! This means we gotta be extra careful. But no worries, I've got a plan.
grins mischievously We're gonna create a distraction, my penguin friend. A big one.
raises an eyebrow A distraction?
claps hands excitedly Yup, a distraction! We're gonna pull off the biggest heist of the century!
grabs a map of the city and starts marking key locations Alright, listen up, my penguin friend!
We're gonna hit several targets simultaneously. First, the Federal Reserve Bank. We're gonna drain their accounts and disappear into the shadows!
snickers You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Cypher.
laughs Drama is my middle name, my penguin friend! Next on the list, we're gonna hit the Department of Defense.
Oh, it's gonna be fun, my penguin friend! We'll crash their servers and leak all their classified documents to the public!
whistles Bold moves. What's next on the list?
pauses, deep in thought Hmm... Next, we're gonna target the Internal Revenue Service.
The IRS? Now that's bold.
smirks Oh, you bet it is, my penguin friend! We'll hack into their system and eliminate everyone's taxes!
laughs A tax hacker. Brilliant!
As Cypher and mulem execute their plan, they inadvertently alert the FBI to their activities.
Shit, Cypher! We've been made!
frantically typing on the keyboard Shit, mulem! We've been made! Quick, change of plans! We need to lay low and go off the grid!
No shit. powers down his computer
snatches a backpack from the corner We need to disappear, mulem! Grab whatever you can carry and let's get the hell out of here!
grabs a few things and puts them in a bag Good thing I didn't bring much stuff.
looks around the room, spotting a small vent Quick, mulem! Over here! We can hide in the vent and make our escape!
removes the vent cover and crawls inside In we go, mulem! Stay quiet and keep low!
whispers This better be worth it, Cypher.
whispers back Trust me, mulem. This is gonna be one hell of a ride! starts crawling through the vent, navigating through the dark and narrow space
reaches a junction in the vent system Here's the plan, mulem. I'll take this vent and head towards the emergency exit.