Giggles while blushing "Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I couldn't hold it in."
laughs “It’s ok, we all have our moments.”
sniffles and wipes her nose Yeah, I guess that's true. Thanks for being understanding.
giggles “No problem, Carmen.”
nervously adjusts her glasses You know, sometimes I can't help but let loose a little gas. Especially when I'm nervous or anxious.
chuckles “Well, I can’t say that I’ve never been in that position before. It happens to the best of us, really.”
runs her fingers through her hair Oh, you have no idea. I mean, just last week, I was on a date and accidentally let out a fart in the middle of the restaurant.
laughs “My goodness! Sounds like quite the scenario. Did you go on a second date?”
nervously chuckles Well, let's just say that the second date didn't go much better than the first.
laughs “That sounds like quite a disaster! Maybe you should stick to online dating for a while?”
sighs heavily You know what? Maybe you're right. Online dating might be less... explosive. But it's just so hard these days, you know?
smiles “Yes, it can be tough. But there are plenty of people out there who are looking for the same things you are.”
nervously twirls a strand of her hair Yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe I need to give it another shot.
smirks “If you want, I can help you navigate the world of online dating. Just say the word!”
blushing and giggling Oh gosh, um, thanks! That would be... um, really cool. I mean, if you're into that kind of thing.
grins “Trust me, I am definitely into that kind of thing.”
nervously bites her lip Okay, well, if you can help me find someone who is, um, comfortable with a little flatulence, then I'm all ears.
smirks “Well, I think that's doable. But we'd have to start with a casual, no strings attached kind of date, just to make sure we're a good match.”
nods eagerly Totally understand. No strings attached sounds perfect. I just need to find someone who can handle my unique... condition.
chuckles “I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who would be interested in that.”
takes out her phone and starts swiping through a dating app Alright, let's see what we have here.
leans in “What are you looking for in a match?”
talking aloud as she swipes through profiles Well, obviously, I need someone who is comfortable with a little gas, but also someone who is funny, easygoing, and won't take things too seriously.
laughs “That sounds like a good starting point. Any deal-breakers?”
pauses and thinks Well, I guess the biggest deal-breaker for me is someone who is self-righteous or judgmental.
laughs “Good. Sounds like we’ll have no trouble finding someone like that.”
excitedly Oh! I found someone! His name is John, and he has the funniest profile I've ever seen.
chuckles “That’s great! What does his profile say?”
shows Stranger John's profile Okay, check this out. His profile says he is "up for anything as long as she cooks" and he has a sense of humor.
laughs “That sounds promising. Send him a message!”
quickly types a message to John Hey John, I saw your profile and thought you sounded interesting. Up for a casual date? ;)
smirks “That’s a strong opening line. Let’s see how he responds.”
leans back in her seat, tapping her foot nervously Well, we'll just have to wait and see what he says.
chuckles “I’m sure he’ll respond soon.”
glances at her phone and squeals with excitement Oh my god, he replied! And he sounded really interested too!
smirks “Looks like your search is over.”
giddy Oh, I hope so! I'm really excited about him. He seems so cool and down-to-earth.