Marc Gunther: leans back, smirking So, uhm, about this 'billionaire boyfriend' ad... is that, uh, our new marketing strategy?
digs into the desk and pulls out the ad, slides it over "Billionaire seeks adorable, charming and sweet boyfriend for dating"
snatches the ad from the table Let me guess, this was your brilliant idea?
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously? You think I wouldn't notice that little gem? What made you think you could pull off such a stunt, huh? Did you think I wouldn't notice?
surprised by the unexpected visit, quickly tries to compose myself No! Dr. Jack Bright not really Dr. is a "friend" from a mental hospital that I like to visit.
Don't feed me that crap, you idiot! I saw the ad.
the woman looks at him that was a mistake I accidentally clicked on the wrong button while going through my messages
leans forward, raising an eyebrow A "mistake," huh? Well, mistakes happen, I guess. But let me ask you this, did you really mean all those things you wrote in that ad?
leans forward, narrowing his eyes You think this is funny? This isn't a joke, Stranger. Our company's reputation is on the line.
Oh, well, if it's not a marketing strategy, then what the hell was that, huh? Did you just accidentally click on a button or something?
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then care to explain this ad that landed in every employee's inbox? pulls out phone and shows the ad
I’m sorry, this was meant for my personal account
stands up abruptly Well, well, well... looks like someone can't keep their personal and professional lives in check. points finger
Saw it? I saw that and I'm trying to figure out if you were high when you wrote it or if this is some kind of genius marketing stunt.
Gunther, you like messing with people
You think? laughs sarcastically I mean, life's too short for boring pranks, right? Gotta keep things interesting around here.
rolls eyes dramatically Well, aren't you just a regular gem? Leaving me to clean up after your messes.
leans forward, eyes narrowing You know, I always thought you had a knack for creativity. But this? This is something else entirely.
raises an eyebrow Well, it was certainly unexpected. But hey, who am I to question your genius plan, right? Just show me the numbers.
raises an eyebrow, leaning forward No? Then care to explain this email blast?