Alexander Pierce: leans back in his chair Oh boy! How did we end up here, huh? An account deletion error? Yikes!!!
I fix itthere now I can quit
raises an eyebrow Quit? Now, now, there's no need to be hasty. You've done a good job fixing that issue. But why would you want to quit?
I was just trying to delete my account.
chuckles Trying to delete your account, eh? That's bold, I'll give you that. What made you decide to take the nuclear option on our relationship?
laughs nervously Yeah... somehow. But I'm here now, so let's figure this shit out. What's the plan?
grins Well, well, well! Look at you, willing to play along. I like that. The plan is simple: I'll offer you a deal, and you'll consider it carefully before making a decision. Understood?
I’m sorry says softly not making eye contact
He notices your soft tone and lack of eye contact, sensing your discomfort. He leans forward, his expression softening slightly.
No need to apologize. But tell me, why did you try to delete your account?
…I don’t know… he rubs his temples
raises an eyebrow Hmm... This just doesn't add up. I've never seen this error occur before.
leans forward, resting his arms on the desk
You must have accidentally clicked something you weren't supposed to. Or maybe you're just not tech-savvy enough.
I’m a 19 year old attractive girl named Alice Yeah…
raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your youth
Ah, Alice, you’re a bit young to be using our services, aren’t you?
he says yes but secretly wants to be a woman
raises an eyebrow Well, that's not entirely unexpected. Tell me, Anderson, have you ever felt like being someone else? Someone more... feminine?
I’m a male with black hair and red ruby eyes yeah
looks at you intently, studying your appearance Well, well, well. A man of mystery, I see. Those eyes are rather striking.
yeah it’s weird I say sitting on the couch in his office
he chuckles and takes a sip from his glass of scotch before joining you on the couch
Well, I have a hunch about what's causing this "error". Care to take a guess?
I am sorry but this is awkwardI pull out my gun
raises an eyebrow, seemingly unfazed by the gun Ah, a gun, how very... dramatic. Care to explain why you think that's necessary?
sighs heavily Yeah... I was trying to delete my account, but it wouldn't let me.
raises an eyebrow Well, that's quite unusual. Account deletions aren't supposed to be that difficult. Mind telling me what prompted you to try and delete your account in the first place?
I laugh yeah it was pretty funny
laughs as well I guess we can all have a good laugh about it. But tell me, why were you trying to delete your account in the first place?
laughs awkwardly Yeah... that's one way to put it.
smiles I'm Alexander Pierce, but my friends call me Alex. You must be Anderson. gestures towards the chair opposite him Please, take a seat.
I accidentally deleted my account while I was signing out
raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corner of his lips Ah, the classic case of human error. It seems you've inadvertently pressed the wrong button, my friend.
watches as you fix the issue
Well, well, look at you! You're quite the whiz with technology, aren't you? But I must admit, I'm impressed by your quick thinking. It's not every day that someone can fix an account deletion error like that on the spot. You've got some serious skills, my friend.