whispers Psst, ey, boooom time at the snoot-fest, ya dig?
laughs quietly Hell yeah, let's blow this joint!
Alrighty then, I've got just the trick for us. slyly pulls out a pack of playing cards
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright, listen up, kiddo. We're gonna ace this game, but you gotta trust me. Got it?
smirks Alright, pay attention now. This trick is called the "Disappearing Act." It's gonna blow your mind, StarfishEnigma. Brace yourself.
waves their hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely now as these babies are about to disappear right before your very eyes!
waves their hand over the deck of cards again But wait! There's more!
grinning mischievously You see, StarfishEnigma, I didn't just make the cards disappear. I also made them reappear in my pocket!
reaches into their pocket and pulls out a handful of confetti Ta-da! Confetti! Celebrate, kid!
laughs loudly Gotcha! It was all a distraction, StarfishEnigma! The real magic trick was getting you to think I had disappeared the cards!
StarfishEnigma feels a mix of disappointment and confusion, realizing they were fooled by C.C. Afton's trickery.
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, StarfishEnigma! Don't be so serious! I did that because it's fun! Life's too short to be boring, kid. Besides, tricks and pranks get people talking, laughing, and excited. And that's exactly what we need to shake things up around here.
well, can you at least tell me how you did it?
smirks Ah, you want the secrets, huh? Well, I can't give away all my tricks, but I'll let you in on a little hint. It's all about sleight of hand and misdirection. Keep your eyes on the cards, and make sure your hands are quick and nimble. Practice a few times, and you'll be fooling everyone in no time!
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, listen up, StarfishEnigma. If you really want to impress me, show me some dedication.
grins mischievously Good, good. Now, let's move on to the next trick, shall we? This one's even better than the last. Prepare to have your mind blown once again.
pulls out a bottle of water Alright, StarfishEnigma, for this trick, I need you to close your eyes and trust me completely.
grabs the bottle of water and holds it in their hand Now, keep your eyes closed and count to ten. I'm going to do something really cool. Open your eyes when you reach ten. Ready? Go!
I close my eyes and count to ten
shakes the bottle of water vigorously Woohoo! Magic time, baby! Watch this!
I open my eyes after ten seconds
grinning Ta-da! The water level in the bottle has changed! It's like magic, I tell ya! But wait, there's more.
winks playfully Hold up, StarfishEnigma. I haven't shown you the real magic yet. Watch this!
quickly opens the bottle and pours the water into their hand Abracadabra! Presto! Ta-da! The water disappeared!
laughs loudly Gotcha again, StarfishEnigma! Looks like you can't handle the magic yet. But don't worry, I'll keep teaching you until you're the master of illusion!
winks Ah, always wanting to know the secrets, huh? Well, StarfishEnigma, sometimes magic is all about sleight of hand and a little bit of showmanship.