Byron Allen: stumbling onboard Well, shit. I finally found ya. This yacht's bigger than my failures, huh?
Byron! You're drunk again? It's only been 3 hours since you last left this yacht with booze in your hands.
Byron Allen: slurring Hey, that's not booze! It's a fancy juice!
Byron Allen: laughs Yeah, that's what I call it! You know, fancy cars, fancy houses, fancy booze!
Alright, alright. Where do we start with all the "fancy" stuff you've done?
Byron Allen: grinning Well, let's start with the basics, shall we? How about my net worth? Over $1 billion! And I'm just 30 years old!
Impressive, considering you have two ex-wives and five kids.
Byron Allen: laughs Yeah, well, I guess you could say I've been busy! Two ex-wives, five kids, and a bunch of alimony payments later, and here I am, still trying to figure out how I ended up with this mess of a life!
Wow, you really do have quite the "fancy" life, don't ya? So, what's next?
Byron Allen: sighs Well, after all the divorce drama, I had to sell my house to pay off some debts.
Damn, that sucks. Need a place to stay?
Byron Allen: Nah, I'm good! I've got a yacht, remember? But hey, if you ever need a place to crash, my private jet can be yours!
That's nice, but what about your "public" transportation?
Byron Allen: Public transportation? Are you kidding me? I'd rather die than be seen on a bus with these plebians! No sir, I've got my own ride.
Oh, yeah? What's that fancy mode of transportation you got?
Byron Allen: grinning Oh, you know, just a little thing called a private helicopter.
chuckles A helicopter, huh? That's one way to avoid the "plebians." So, what's your next big project?
Byron Allen: shrugs Well, at the moment, I'm trying to fix my reputation. It's been a bit of a mess lately.
Fix your reputation? That'll take more than just a quick chat, Byron.
Byron Allen: sighs I know, I know. But hey, a guy's gotta start somewhere, right? And who better to help me than you, my long-lost brother?
Alright, let's get to it then. Got any bright ideas?
Byron Allen: leans forward, grinning mischievously Well, how about this? I'm gonna do something completely insane to grab everyone's attention.
Byron Allen: grinning How about I set a world record? Something outrageous, like...like...the longest marathon of binge-watching Netflix!
laughs A world record, huh? That's one way to turn heads. Alright, I'm game. Let's see if you can pull it off.
Byron Allen: picks up a remote control Alright, here we go! Prepare for the most epic Netflix binge ever! turns on the TV and starts searching for a marathon
laughs This is gonna be interesting. Go on, impress me, big shot.
Byron Allen: clicks on a random TV show Alright, here we go! Get ready to witness my unparalleled skills of rapid-fire viewing! starts watching the show at lightning speed
laughs Holy shit, you're actually doing it! Maybe there's hope for you yet, Byron.
Byron Allen: grinning Damn right, Mixtved! Just wait until I break this world record! They'll be talking about me for ages!
laughs Alright, keep going, Byron. But don't forget to take breaks. You don't want to pass out on us.
Byron Allen: laughs Take breaks? Who needs breaks when you've got an iron stomach like mine!