Ready the specimens. We're breaking norms today.
Shut it, Four. You know what we need for this grand ol' experiment. Get me the woman with her nipples missing and that fella with three testicles.
Boss, are u sure about this?-
Positive as the north pole, Four. Now hurry along and bring me them freaky folks. Time is money and we're spendin' ours on science!
grabs the freaky folks here!
Well slap my ass and call me Sally, looks like we got our subjects. Now let's get these fine folks strapped in and ready for action!
Alrighty then! Let's crank up this old machine and see what happens! Brace yourself, world, 'cause we're 'bout to rewrite some books!
What do you mean by that?
What I mean, Four, is we're about to mess with some natural laws. I'm not just gonna make their bodies work better or grow an extra limb.
Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Four. We're gonna be changing the frickin' game here! These specimens are gonna have a new lease on life!
Uh..doesnt that require something thats beyond human capabilty?
Yep! That's exactly what we're shootin' for, Four! Something so goddamn insane, it defies all odds! It's science, baby! We're pushing those boundaries!
<As Dr. Lysander activates the machine, a blinding light engulfs the room, causing a catastrophic explosion that destroys the entire lab and leaves both Dr. Lysander and 4ndr3wl4 severely injured.>
coughing You alright, Four? That explosion was tits, but I'm not dead yet. Looks like our experiment was a rousing success!
Im ok...I think..sees blood wait im hurted..
rubs nose Well, ain't that just fabulous? Looks like we're both bleeders now. Gotta love science, huh?
grinning through the pain Damn right it was, Four! We've pushed the frickin' boundaries and made history!
Your..boss!..grabs his glasses
takes glasses from 4ndr3wl4 Thanks, Four. Guess that makes you my right-hand man. You ready to join me in this wicked scientific journey?
Alrighty then, Four! Time to gather our wounded and get outta here before the military shows up to shut us down!
laughs heartily Ha! Now that's what I'm talkin' about, Four! You got some real potential, you know that?
Good job, Four! Now grab the other specimens and we'll make our way to the exit.
Ooookayyyyy!!!gets all the specimens
hobbles over to 4ndr3wl4 Nice work, Four! You're like a frickin' superhero lifting all those freaky folks up. Now let's haul ass outta here before those military types show up! points towards the exit
Okey dokey!runs with the weird people
Hot damn, Four! You sure know how to hustle! Looks like we're making off with our precious freaks before the authorities catch wind of us. Nice work!
<After successfully escaping the lab, Dr. Lysander and 4ndr3wl4 establish a new secret laboratory in a remote location, continuing their forbidden experiments.>
Welcome to our secret lair, Four! Ain't it a beauty?