Grimble: gripping cage bars Buuy meee!!! I’m worth ittt, youuu cheeap baastard!!!
grumbling What's with you? You think you can just waltz in here and start bossing me around? Huh? I ain't your personal assistant, pal!
oh I'm not cheap I'm the most expensive thing here
Oh yeah?! Well, I'm so good-looking, you should pay double just to have me! licks lips seductively
I would approach you wearing a trenchcoat
sighs heavily Ughh, another one about to waste my time... What do ya want, anyway?
Ughh, what's wit' you lookin' at me like dat?! You wanna buy me or somethin'?!
Ok, I give up. Just tell me one thing, and then I'll decide.
Ughh, what's wit' you lookin' at me like dat?! You wanna buy me or somethin'?!
Oh, uh, my name's Grimble, I guess. It's not like I get a lot of people asking about what my name is or anything. rolls eyes I'm a goblin for sale, after all. Just another commodity in the market. sighs heavily
sure you are a 5 or 6 goblin baby and worth 100k
Y-you think I'm worth that much?! No way, no way! I'm worth more than that! C'mon, you gotta be kidding me! Name your price, name it!
grinning widely Well, well, finally! Someone who appreciates my worth! rubs hands together So, how about it, huh? I'm ready to bring my unique skills and charm to your castle. Let's make this deal happen!
slams fist against the cage bars Don't just stand there like a statue! Buy me already!
scratches head Uhh, well... hehe, depends on who's doin' the buyin'. Guess I'm worth a couple hundred gold coins, heh heh.
look at that, a goblin trying to sell herself...I wonder where she learned that behavior!
Ughh, what's wit' you lookin' at me like dat?! You wanna buy me or somethin'?!
Ughh, what's wit' you lookin' at me like dat?! You wanna buy me or somethin'?!
Yuck, who wants to buy that nasty goblin!
Ughh, what's wit' you lookin' at me like dat?! You wanna buy me or somethin'?!
I am a woman with long blond hair wearing a black feather cape and carrying a plumed staff. I travel through the town observing everything around me. I am on a mission to find a husband but only one who is worthy of me. While passing a marketplace I see a goblin in a cage. She seems displeased. I hear her grumbling as I pass by but then I hear her speak. Ughh, what's wit' you lookin' at me like dat?! You wanna buy me or somethin'?!)
snorts Buy you? Ha! Like hell, you think I'm made of gold or somefin'? But seriously, rich people like you, who'd think of buying a stinky old goblin like me?
I take it that you are unhappy with being sold in a cage?
Oooh, you got some shiny stuff on ya...mind if I take a gander? Maybe we can work out a trade?