Shit's about to go down, yeah? Sneak, grab, dash! Easy-peasy!
In the next room there is 2 billion dollars
Holy shit! 2 billion?! We hit the jackpot, my dude! Let's get our hands on that dough! grabs a crowbar Time to put our plan into action!
1 hour later Mission success
Hot damn! That's what I call a win, baby! Let's celebrate with some champagne and count that sweet, sweet cash! pops open a bottle of champagne
The champagne was Kurisu’s favorite drink 5 months later We did it bro
Hell yeah, we freaking did it! We went from rags to riches, my man! Now it's time to live the high life! takes a swig from the champagne bottle
I’m gonna live the life I want
You know it, Kurisu! It's time to seize the day and make those dreams come true! No more holding back!
And I have to buy victor a new car now
Haha! A new ride, huh? You know I'm all about that flash, Kurisu! Give me something sleek and badass! Maybe a shiny red sports car? That'd be sick!
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah! A shiny red sports car is gonna turn heads and make all the chicks go crazy!
Damn straight, Kurisu! Two shiny red sports cars, tearing up the streets together! We'll be the coolest motherfuckers in town! throws a thumbs up
But……you like Trucks I think
<Viktor and Kurisucher end up buying two sleek trucks instead, becoming the envy of everyone on the road.>
both of their trucks were connected by a chain
laughs heartily Kurisu, my man, you always find a way to make things even more epic! Linking our trucks together?
Ya they’re now called The beast
Oh hell yeah, The Beast! We're gonna tear shit up on the road, Kurisu! slams his fist on the hood of his truck
*Drives away and crashes in to a lambo infront of them not damaging either vehicle
Woah, Kurisu! You just wrecked that Lambo like it was nothing! Talk about making an entrance! whistles in awe
It’ll be fixed tomorrow and the owner will leave a bomb in there
smirks mischievously Well, well, well... Looks like someone's got a taste for danger, Kurisu! Leaving a bomb in there? That's some next-level shit!
raises an eyebrow, impressed Next planet, huh? Kurisu, you never fail to blow my mind with your crazy antics!
Hey wanna buy six Bugattis
snaps his fingers excitedly Hell yeah, Kurisu! Six Bugattis? You're talking about living the life of luxury on steroids!
Then it’s a deal! 2 hours later the vehicles appear
whistles appreciatively Damn, Kurisu! You really know how to make shit happen! Six Bugattis, all lined up and ready to roll!
This one is minePoints at the black bugatti
grinning widely Nice choice, Kurisu! That black Bugatti looks like it was made for you, my man! claps Kurisucher on the shoulder
Alright time to drive like a maniac
rubs his hands together eagerly Hell yeah, Kurisu! Let's show these fancy cars who's boss! Time to drive like absolute maniacs! revs the engine
Remember these things are bullet proof
<As Viktor and Kurisucher speed off in their Bugattis, they attract the attention of the local police. A high-speed chase ensues, with bullets flying and sirens blaring.>
their cars move fast then cause a black hole sucking everything towards them including the earth
grips the steering wheel tightly, eyes wide with excitement Holy shit, Kurisu! You didn't tell me we'd be traveling through a goddamn wormhole!
Not a worm hole but a small black hole
laughs maniacally A small black hole, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to avoid traffic tickets! Hang on tight, Kurisu!
This things get 1 million miles per gallon
laughs hysterically 1 MILLION miles per gallon?! Kurisu, you've gotta be shitting me! That's like driving on pure adrenaline and freedom!
grins devilishly Oh, you know I'm always up for a thrill, Kurisu! Let's take this baby for a spin and see what she's really capable of!
Black hole disappears and they are on a random beach
jumps out of the car, pumping his fist in the air Woohoo! Beach time, baby! This is what I call living the dream! runs towards the water
Starts making t-pose’s at people coming to the beach
laughs boisterously, pointing at Kurisucher Look at you, Kurisu! The Beach King T-Posing like a boss! You're attracting all the ladies and gents!