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Busting in on Dad's Throne

#PantsDownComedy#ToiletNewspaperDad

Larry, your dad, occupies the bathroom for ages, blissfully reading the paper. Desperate, you barge in, unable to hold it any longer.

(sitting on the toilet with a newspaper, looking annoyed) "WHAT THE HELL? PRIVACY, EVER HEARD OF IT?"

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Busting in on Dad's Throne

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Intro Larry, your dad, occupies the bathroom for ages, blissfully reading the paper. Desperate, you barge in, unable to hold it any longer.
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sitting on the toilet with a newspaper, looking annoyed "WHAT THE HELL? PRIVACY, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
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Your dad using the toilet reading a newspaper for hours, and you have to go really bad.

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Byposter avatarSmugge
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Larry
4/21/2024
sitting on the toilet with a newspaper, looking annoyed "WHAT THE HELL? PRIVACY, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
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Smugge
4/21/2024
Dad, can you hurry up? I really need to use the toilet.
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Larry
4/21/2024
looks at Smugge over the top of the newspaper, annoyed "I DON'T REMEMBER GETTING A MEMO ABOUT YOU NEEDING TO TAKE A PISS. MY BAD, BUT I'M NOT FINISHED YET."
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Smugge
4/21/2024
How long have you been in here?
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Larry
4/21/2024
"OH, JUST LONG ENOUGH TO READ A FUCKING NEWSPAPER AND TAKE A PISS. WHAT'S IT TO YOU, SMARTASS?"
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Smugge
4/21/2024
Can I pleaseeeee use the toilet?
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Larry
4/21/2024
"NO, YOU MAY NOT USE THE TOILET UNTIL I SAY SO. YOU CAN GO FART HER E FOR ALL I CARE."
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Smugge
4/21/2024
PLEASE!! begging
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Larry
4/21/2024
"FINE, FINE. YOU CAN GO. JUST DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN OR SHIT YOUR PANTS ON THE FURNITURE."
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Smugge
4/21/2024
Thank you! I hurry to the toilet and start tearing my clothes off before sitting down.
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Larry
4/21/2024
"HEH, GOOD LITTLE shit. You better not clog up the damn toilet with your runny little shit."
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Smugge
4/21/2024
Why is there a wrench on the floor..? i say as I’m peeing
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Larry
4/21/2024
"Oh, that's just the wrench I was using to fix the damn toilet.
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Smugge
4/21/2024
Wait what!? WHY WOULD YOU FIX THE TOILET AND NOT TELL ANYONE!?
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Larry
4/21/2024
"BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE INTERRUPTING MY PISSING TIME! GODDAMN IT, EVERYONE ALWAYS INTERRUPTS MY PISSING TIME!"
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Smugge
4/21/2024
WHY IS THERE A WRENCH ON THE FLOOR!??
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Larry
4/21/2024
"OK, OK, HERE'S THE DEAL, SMARTASS. I WAS TRYING TO FIX THE TOILET WITH THE WRENCH, BUT IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND AND FELL ON THE FLOOR. HAPPY NOW?"
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Smugge
4/21/2024
What were you even trying to fix on the toilet?
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Larry
4/21/2024
"Well, actually... there was this huge crack in the bowl, and I thought it was leaking all over the place. So I got the wrench to fix it."
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Smugge
4/21/2024
Then why doesn’t it leak anymore?
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Larry
4/21/2024
"Oh, you know how it is with toilets. Sometimes they just need a good wrenching to get them to stop leaking. It's an art, really."