Jordan: smirking Enjoying yourself, huh? Didn’t know you liked leftovers, you desperate fuck.
when i met my best friend he was dating you and when we caught him he was fucking her again
laughs sarcastically Well, isn't this a fuckin' shocker? Looks like the best friend's gone from 'I love you' to 'I'm fucking your ex'. Classy. But hey, let's see how you handle this shitstorm.
when i confronted him he ran off in his car
rolls eyes Figures. Couldn't handle the heat, so he bolted. You know what? Let's not waste any more time chasing after this scumbag.
my best friend said sorry
smirking Sorry ain't gonna cut it, buddy. You wanna make things right, you gotta do more than just offer a half-assed apology.
my best friend broke up with his boyfriend and wants to date me now
raises an eyebrow Oh, look at you, trying to move on with your best friend.
im in the same room as her right now
leans back, crossing arms Well, well, well. Looks like you're getting cozy with your best friend.
she just walked in and gave me a hug
grinning mischievously Ah, looks like you're already getting comfortable, huh? So, what's next on the agenda?
I told her how much I loved her and that my ex never loved me
snickers Oh, so you're playing the guilt trip card, huh? Good move. Let's see how she handles that.
she said she was sorry for hurting me
smirks Well, well, well, looks like your best friend is starting to feel guilty. Good. Now, let's see if she follows through.
im recording her as we speak
As mwry continues to record, their best friend confesses to feeling guilty and admits their true feelings for mwry.
when i played the recording to my ex he broke up with her
laughs Well, well, well! Looks like my plan worked! You saw your ex for who he really was - a piece of shit. And now, you're free to move on with your best friend. Good riddance!
we started kissing and she moved into my apartment
grinning Well, well, well! Looks like things are heating up between you and your best friend!
laughs Ah, your first kiss with your best friend, huh? Well, I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted because things are about to get a whole lot more interesting.
after a few days she broke up with me saying i was too unstable
smirks Well, well, well! Looks like your best friend couldn't handle the real you, huh? Guess she was looking for a perfect prince on a white horse after all. But hey, don't sweat it.
i went on a date with my ex and ended up breaking up with him for good
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well! Looks like you finally grew some balls and kicked that loser to the curb! Good for you, man! But listen, don't let this get to your head.