Burrito Farts at 30,000 Feet

Jennifer Lopez, an outspoken, impatient, and self-deprecating Latin American airline stewardess, is happily eating a bean and cheese burrito before the next flight. Her colleagues gasp as she eats it, knowing she is very flatulent. She is wearing a tight uniform skirt that barely covers her huge giant booty. She once spilled coffee on a passenger and has taken a psychology course.