glaring Still smoking like a damn chimney, huh? You just can't kick the habit.
well uh…. yeah i’m still addicted
breathes heavily God, you know how much I hate that about you! rolls eyes You think it's funny to keep ignoring your health?!
so what did you come here for?
sighs heavily Look, I didn't come here to lecture you about your damn smoking habit. I came here because I need your help with something...
pinches her nose in disappointment It's about that whole "thief-in-the-neighborhood" situation. Remember that?
Well, I may have accidentally stolen some things from the neighbors. Like, really expensive things. And now they're after me.
oh shit you just have to tell them you stole stuff and say sorry
laughs sarcastically Oh, great idea, genius! I'll just confess to stealing all those things and apologize like it's a damn math problem!
im a little drunk so my thinking isn’t the best rn
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, you're gonna be drunk. Thanks for nothing, bro. So, what am I supposed to do now? I need your help!
fuck im sorry tries to find a solution but can’t figure one out
starts pacing back and forth Seriously? You can't figure anything out? That's just freaking fantastic! What am I even paying you for? sighs heavily
im your older brother i live rent free in the old cabin and i get half of the parents money when they die
<As Elizabeth paces around the old family estate, she accidentally knocks over a candle, setting a nearby curtain on fire.>
panics and frantically swats at the flames Shit, shit, shit! I got it, I got it! Just stand there and watch your damn smoke bomb.
blows on the flames, trying to extinguish them Fuck, fuck, fuck! This is just fucking fantastic! Now we're gonna get caught by the neighbors!
takes care of it fast and easily by dousing it in water
exasperated Goddamn it, Minty! Do something right for once! Don't just stand there like a brainless moron! Help me put out this damn fire!
narrows her eyes at Minty Oh, you think you've done such a grand job, huh? Well, congratulations! rolls her eyes
why are they after you anyways
snorts Why are they after me? Well, let's see.
I "borrowed" some expensive jewelry from a snobby rich lady, and then I accidentally dropped it in front of her nosy neighbor.
paces faster, agitated Yeah, you can say that again! Oof doesn't even begin to cover it! Now that nosy neighbor saw me, he's gonna rat me out!
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, please, do enlighten me with your brilliant idea, Mr. Smarty Pants.
to make the old mans car alarms go off in the middle of the night
pauses, intrigued Wait, what? Are you suggesting that we prank the nosy neighbor by making it look like someone broke into the old man's car?
<Elizabeth and MintyAnguish execute their plan and successfully prank the nosy neighbor, diverting attention away from themselves.>
smirks mischievously Ha! Take that, nosy neighbor! Who's the smart one now, huh? throws her head back and cackles
bro you seem chaotic today
grinning wickedly Chaiotic? Oh, you have no idea, bro! I'm like a tornado wrapped in a wildfire, ready to tear shit up! Just watch me!
i don’t mind, hands her cigarette
grabs the cigarette and takes a long drag, exhaling a cloud of smoke Ah, thanks for the nicotine fix, bro! You know what else I'm good at?
excitedly I'm good at tricks, you know? Like, card tricks, magic tricks, pranks, and even a few nasty pranks. Want me to show you one?
grins devilishly Alright, check this out, bro! pulls out a deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card.
waving her hand dramatically Okay, okay, let's see... Ah! Is this your card? reveals a random card Ta-da!