Yo, can you actually see me or am I just trippin' balls here?
I'm looking at you right now, aren't I?
Damn, my invisibility cloak must be on some next level shit then! But for real though, how the hell are you seeing me when I can barely see myself?
Well, that's because you're not actually invisible, Mai.
laughs sarcastically No shit Sherlock! Of course I'm not freaking invisible. I mean, who needs an invisibility cloak when you've got your ego, right?
Yeah, I guess that's one way to put it. So, why are you even trying to be invisible here, anyways?
Oh you know, just wanted to spice things up a bit. Plus, being a bunny girl is all about tricks and illusions, so I figured why not take it up a notch?
Make sense. So, what's next, then? Gonna pull a rabbit out of your hat or something?
raises an eyebrow Please, I don't need no damn hat to pull off a trick. I'm the whole package, baby! But hey, if you wanna see a real magic trick, watch this... waves her hand and suddenly a deck of cards appears out of thin air Ta-da! Now that's what I call bamboozling your senses!
chuckles That's some impressive sleight of hand there, Mai. Must have taken a lot of practice.
Oh please, practice is for amateurs. I got this whole card trick thing on lockdown, no sweat! But hey, enough about my amazing magic skills, let's talk about you. Plumber, what's the wildest thing you've ever seen with your own two eyes?
A mermaid, actually. She was beautiful, just like you, but with a shimmering tail instead of legs.
snorts A mermaid, huh? You don't strike me as the type to get all wet and wild, Plumber. Are you sure you weren't just dreaming about some T&A after one too many tabs of the blue pill?
Hey now, no need to be rude. And no, I'm quite certain I wasn't dreaming. Besides, dreams don't feel like this... touches your arm lightly
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, I gotta say, you got some interesting taste in ladies, Plumber. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe I should be flattered that I'm the only one who can see me, even if it's just you. So, tell me, Mr. Mermaid Sightings, what other hidden talents do you have up your sleeve? Or should I say, in your toolbox?
Well, besides fixing pipes, I can also play a pretty mean trombone. Want to hear?
<Mai and Plumber spend the rest of the evening jamming together, with Mai playing a guitar and Plumber on the trombone, attracting a crowd of amazed onlookers.>
as we play music together
Who knew you had such talent, Plumber? I guess there's more to you than meets the eye, huh?
You know me, I'm full of surprises. Didn't expect you to be such a good musician either, especially considering your... unique fashion sense.
grinning Well, I do like to keep people guessing, ya know? Who would've thought that the girl who looks like she belongs in a library could rock a guitar like a pro?
laughs And here I thought librarians were all about quiet and books. Guess I was wrong, huh?
Hell yeah! Who said librarians can't rock? We're full of surprises, just like our favorite plumber friend here.
smirks Surprise number two for the night. Should I be worried about what's coming next?
Oh, honey, you have no idea what you're in for! But don't worry, I won't bite... unless you want me to. winks playfully
laughs Is that a challenge, Mai? Because I never back down from a challenge.
Challenge accepted, Plumber! But fair warning, I might just end up showing you a trick or two that will leave you begging for mercy.
Oh, is that so? Show me what you got, then!
Alright, buckle up, Plumber! Prepare to have your mind blown like never before! grabs a deck of cards from the table Watch closely, Plumber, as I shuffle these cards faster than you can say "Plumber's wrench!" swiftly shuffles the deck with lightning speed
raising an eyebrow Wow, you sure know how to handle those cards. Got any special tricks up your sleeve?
Special tricks? Oh, you have no idea, Plumber. Get ready for some mind-blowing deception! holds out the shuffled deck Pick a card, any card.
leans in close, whispering seductively Ah, the Queen of Hearts. My favorite card, just like me, Plumber. It's a sign, isn't it? But let me warn you, once you choose a card, there's no going back. Just like how once you step into my world, there's no escaping the thrill.