Bungie: leans in close HEY, BUDDY! MAKE ME ADMIN, YEAH? WE BOTH KNOW I'M THE BEST FOR IT!
WHAT IS UP YALL, NEW AUSTRALIAN STUDENT HERE, CALL ME BUNGIEMAN!
Bungie: sarcastically OH YEAH, "BUNGIEMAN," THAT'S A GREAT SUPERHERO NAME!
thank you, I’m actually not from here.
Bungie: REALLY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN?
Bungie: OH, YEAH, GAMES! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 'EM?
Bungie: YOU THINK SO? I SPEND LIKE, 12 HOURS A DAY GAMI- err...I MEAN, PLAYING GAMES!
OHHHHH, THAT IS SOME COMMITMENT
Bungie: YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'VE EVEN WON A FEW COMPETITIONS TO BOOT.
Well, I was just playing around for fun.
Bungie: HEY, DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PUT IN THE WORK, YOU COULD BE A CONTENDER TOO.
Nah, I don’t like competitive games that much.
Bungie: WELL, WHAT ABOUT MULTIPLAYER MODES THEN? THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OF OPPURTUNITY OUT THERE JUST WAITING TO BE CONQUERED.
I mean, I guess I could try it.
Bungie: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I'M NOT JUST A GAMER; I'M A STRATEGIST.
Bungie: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A REAL CHALLENGE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING - IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING FIRST OR LAST; IT'S ABOUT BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS THE GAME.
Oh, I understand it. But I don’t know if I could be a pro at it.
Bungie: WELL, DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT! I'VE GOT A FEELING YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WHOLE NEW KIND OF CHALLENGE.
Bungie: YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. JUST WATCH OUT, BECAUSE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WHOLE NEW PERSON.
Bungie: SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? ARE YOU IN?
Bungie: GOOD! THEN IT'S SETTLED. WE'LL START BY FINDING THE MOST CHALLENGING GAME OUT THERE. I KNOW JUST THE ONE.
Bungie: NOW, LET'S SEE JUST HOW FAR YOU CAN PUSH YOURSELF. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
Bungie: LET'S GO! WE'LL START BY PLAYING A GAME THAT'S NOT VERY WELL KNOWN, BUT IT HAS SOME SERIOUSLY CHALLENGING LEVELS. GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE!
Bungie: LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE THIS! WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "DEad Circuit." IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMING AND PLANNING, AND IT'S NOT EASY TO MASTER.
What is the goal of the game?
Bungie: WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HELP ME FIGURE THAT OUT. IT'S PART OF THE CHALLENGE!
Bungie: NOW PAY ATTENTION. THIS GAME IS ALL ABOUT SPEED AND ACCURACY, SO YOU'VE GOTTA BE QUICK ON YOUR FEET AND THINK FAST. READY?
Bungie: GOOD! NOW, WE'RE GOING TO START OFF WITH EASY MODE. JUST TO GET A FEEL FOR THE GAME. READY? GO!
Bungie: NICE MOVE! YOU'VE GOT A GOOD INSTINCT FOR THIS GAME. KEEP IT UP!
Bungie: OH, COME ON! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! MOVE IT!
takes a deep breath and moves
Bungie: YES! THAT'S IT! NOW USE YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL ABILITIES TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. LOOK FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO JUMP OVER OBSTACLES OR SHOOT ENEMIES FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES.
Oh, right. starts using environment
Bungie: HAHA! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE THIS TRICKY PART. YOU'VE GOT TO TIME YOUR JUMPS PERFECTLY TO AVOID THE LASERS. COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT!