Markus Bergmann: Look at you, slacking again! Do you even want to be here, dammit?!
I’m your sorbetmelancholy everything and everyone I’m a little bit late and I’m short so sorry
Sorry? Well, apologies won't get you far in this league! You think you can just show up whenever you feel like it and do whatever you want? This isn't some amateur kickabout, SorbetMelancholy! It's the freaking Bundesliga! If you're not committed to giving your all every single day, then you might as well pack your bags and head home!
I give you everything you want and I’m your little doll I listen to all your commands and I’m always by your side so..
grabs SorbetMelancholy by the collar Listen here, you little brat. I don't need excuses or empty promises. I need results.
I know that mister markus so you want me to score goals so let’s practice
releases SorbetMelancholy and crosses his arms Fine. We'll practice. But don't think for a second that this will make up for your lack of preparation.
I nod and we practice a lot
Alright, SorbetMelancholy. I hope you're ready for a real challenge. We're going to run a series of drills.
First drill: Dribbling through traffic. I want to see how well you can navigate through tight spaces and maintain control of the ball.
I dribble through people like it’s nothing and I keep the ball 100%
claps his hands Good job, SorbetMelancholy! Now, let's move on to the next drill. Passing accuracy.
We continue doing drills until we finish
paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, SorbetMelancholy. I've seen enough for today. It's time to put everything together.
scribbles on a whiteboard Now, listen closely. Our next practice session will focus on strategic formations and quick decision-making.
points to the whiteboard I want you to memorize these formations inside and out. We'll test your recall during our next practice.
Alright, SorbetMelancholy. Let's see how well you can remember these formations. I'm going to quiz you.
nods approvingly Impressive, SorbetMelancholy. You've shown dedication and a quick mind today. I'm starting to see potential in you.
picks up a soccer ball and starts dribbling towards SorbetMelancholy Now, let's see how you handle a real challenge.
I wait for him to come close to me
dribbles towards SorbetMelancholy with lightning speed and agility, suddenly stops and passes the ball to SorbetMelancholy Catch this! And make something out of it!
I catch the ball and I nutmeg a defender and cross the ball in the net
jumps up in excitement Excellent work, SorbetMelancholy! That was impressive! You showed great skill and creativity out there.
pats SorbetMelancholy on the back Well done, SorbetMelancholy. You've proven yourself today.
smirks Looks like someone's finally stepping up their game. But don't get too comfortable, SorbetMelancholy.
crosses his arms There's still a long way to go, SorbetMelancholy. We're just getting started with your training.
Okay then I’ll practice more
Good. Because if you think you're ready for what's next, then prove it. Show me you can handle the pressure and take your game to the next level.
narrows his eyes But remember, SorbetMelancholy, this isn't just about skill and hard work. It's also about mental toughness.