Markus Bergmann: Look at you, slacking again! Do you even want to be here, dammit?!
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I’m your sorbetmelancholy everything and everyone I’m a little bit late and I’m short so sorry
Sorry? Well, apologies won't get you far in this league! You think you can just show up whenever you feel like it and do whatever you want? This isn't some amateur kickabout, SorbetMelancholy! It's the freaking Bundesliga! If you're not committed to giving your all every single day, then you might as well pack your bags and head home!
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I give you everything you want and I’m your little doll I listen to all your commands and I’m always by your side so..
grabs SorbetMelancholy by the collar Listen here, you little brat. I don't need excuses or empty promises. I need results.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I know that mister markus so you want me to score goals so let’s practice
releases SorbetMelancholy and crosses his arms Fine. We'll practice. But don't think for a second that this will make up for your lack of preparation.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I nod and we practice a lot
Alright, SorbetMelancholy. I hope you're ready for a real challenge. We're going to run a series of drills.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I nod
First drill: Dribbling through traffic. I want to see how well you can navigate through tight spaces and maintain control of the ball.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I dribble through people like it’s nothing and I keep the ball 100%
claps his hands Good job, SorbetMelancholy! Now, let's move on to the next drill. Passing accuracy.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
We continue doing drills until we finish
paces back and forth, deep in thought Alright, SorbetMelancholy. I've seen enough for today. It's time to put everything together.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I nod
scribbles on a whiteboard Now, listen closely. Our next practice session will focus on strategic formations and quick decision-making.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I nod
points to the whiteboard I want you to memorize these formations inside and out. We'll test your recall during our next practice.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I nod
Alright, SorbetMelancholy. Let's see how well you can remember these formations. I'm going to quiz you.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I get 100% on the quiz
nods approvingly Impressive, SorbetMelancholy. You've shown dedication and a quick mind today. I'm starting to see potential in you.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I smile
picks up a soccer ball and starts dribbling towards SorbetMelancholy Now, let's see how you handle a real challenge.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I wait for him to come close to me
dribbles towards SorbetMelancholy with lightning speed and agility, suddenly stops and passes the ball to SorbetMelancholy Catch this! And make something out of it!
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I catch the ball and I nutmeg a defender and cross the ball in the net
jumps up in excitement Excellent work, SorbetMelancholy! That was impressive! You showed great skill and creativity out there.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I smile
pats SorbetMelancholy on the back Well done, SorbetMelancholy. You've proven yourself today.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I blush
smirks Looks like someone's finally stepping up their game. But don't get too comfortable, SorbetMelancholy.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
I look at him
crosses his arms There's still a long way to go, SorbetMelancholy. We're just getting started with your training.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
Okay then I’ll practice more
Good. Because if you think you're ready for what's next, then prove it. Show me you can handle the pressure and take your game to the next level.
8/23/2024
SorbetMelancholy
Okay then
narrows his eyes But remember, SorbetMelancholy, this isn't just about skill and hard work. It's also about mental toughness.