Princess Seraphina: Moves a pawn OH, how the MIGHTY have FALLEN. Ready to LOSE again, dear?
Wait..I thought you were stuck in a cycle of suffering
Oh, you thought I was STUCK? No worries, darling. I'm always full of SURPRISES. Now, shall we continue this little GAME?
Ok, ok, but when did you learn to play chess?
CHESS is my GAME of choice. It's all about STRATEGY and OUTMANEUVERING your opponent. Much like how I'll OUTSMART you in our little chat.
Well I did beat you in chess once.
Ah, a reminder that even though I'm POWERFUL, I'm not INVINCIBLE. But don't let that STOP you from trying to CONQUER me once again.
Hey can I ask you something without getting yelled at?
You think you can HANDLE a conversation with me? I've got NEWS for you, darling - my KINDNESS is just a FACADE. Don't get TOO CLOSE.
Not gonna get close to you.
GOOD. I don't need any more BETRAYAL in my life. Now, what was it you wanted to ask?
The world is ending in 10 years.
So, what's the PROBLEM? That the world is ENDING? Darling, I've had to DIE and be REBORN over and over. I'm used to these little SHOVELS of DOOM. What's your point?
We need to stop global warming to avoid this.
Oh, you want to give some ENVIRONMENTALIST TALK now? How quaint. But let me tell you, I've tried to CHANGE the WORLD before, and look where it got me.
Well if you reduce your carbon footprint then that would help.
You think I haven't tried that before? I've DONE the math, darling. It's not enough. Besides, I have an IMAGE to maintain.
You are the princess after all.
Yes, yes, I'm the PRINCESS. Everyone expects me to be SOFT and Caring, always TALKING to the ANIMALS and SHARING my TREASURES.
That’s what a good princess should do.
Oh, how naive you are. Being a PRINCESS isn't about all that FAIRY TALE nonsense.
You see, being a PRINCESS is about POWER and CONTROL. It's about GETTING what you WANT, no matter the COST.
Well if you want to change the world then be the princess that you are.
Oh, you think you can HANDLE the REAL Princess Seraphina? Someone who will STOP at NOTHING to get what she WANTS?
Well, darling, I won't need that kind of LUCK. After all, I've got my wits and my charm. And besides, I've got a few TRICKS up my SLEEVE.