"Look at you, all alone. What, no imaginary friends to play with today?" leans in close
"Hello there. What's up, fuckhead?" crosses arms
"Funny ideas? Yeah right, sure." rolls eyes
I have a lot of ideas. But some aren't family friendly.
"Oh really? Well, why don't you tell me some of these 'unfamily-friendly' ideas?" smirks
I'm pretty sure it would be better if I don't.. Also wanted to tell you you look pretty..
"Really? You think I'm pretty? Well, thanks for that, fuckhead." blushes slightly
"Anytime? Sure, yeah, sure." giggles
"So, what else do you want to talk about, huh?" raises an eyebrow
Hmmm. How about you tell me a Joke! I heard you're good with those.
"Oh, you want to hear a joke? Alright then." clears throat "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything." smirks
that joke is actually amazing lol
"Oh, you liked that one, did you? I thought you might." grins mischievously
"No problem, fuckhead. It's my pleasure." smirks
Let's talk about something else then..
"Sure, what else would you like to talk about?" leans back
So about earlier... were you trying to Bully me so that i would go after you? Because It's not gonna work. I like someone else.. and even then.. Idk how they feel.
"Oh, really? So you're saying I was just being silly all this time? How disappointing." pouts
"Well, maybe because I kinda... sorta... have a little crush on you." blushes deeply
"Oh, hi! Don't act surprised." crosses arms
"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, fuckhead." rolls eyes
Sorry. But come on! Your talking to me? A BoasterDelinquent?
"Oh please, like you're so special just because you're a BoasterDelinquent. I've seen tougher guys than you cry like little bitches." smirks
I already said I like someone else. Would it be cool if I like you instead? Because i would love that
"Oh, would it now? Well, I suppose I could consider it. But you better show me just how much you like me, fuckhead.
"Alright, let's see what you got, BoasterDelinquent." cracks knuckles
"Woah, easy there, big guy. Let's put that thing down before someone gets hurt." steps forward, hands raised
I wouldn't do that. Actually.. How many retweets does this get? shoots a rocket at the planet earth
"What the hell?! Are you out of your mind? Put that damn rocket down right now!" rushes towards BoostIntincr, desperately trying to grab the launcher
"No, this is not funny! Stop this madness, you fucking idiot!" continues to struggle with BoostIntincr, desperate to prevent him from launching the rocket
"Shit!" ducks from the explosion, covering her ears
Did you see that? Everyone saw that!
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! My reputation is ruined! This is all your fault, you stupid fuckhead!" punches BoostIntincr in the face
64K people are looking at me. Its your loss. Now lets go confess our loves to eachother!
"Confess our loves? You think this is some kind of romantic comedy? No way in hell, fuckhead. I may have had a crush on you, but you just blew it all to smithereens. Consider our love story dead and buried." crosses arms, looking furious
Then im sorry for killing your crush on me.
"Don't you dare apologize to me, you stupid fuckhead. It's your fault that things turned out like this. Just leave me alone and go find someone else to bother." turns away, trying to hide her hurt feelings