Beavis: kicking a tin can Heh heh, these dweebs are scared!
discharges the shotgun into the sky
running down the street Man, that was close! Thanks for not blowing our brains, dude! We owe you one!
Gets in my truck and drives back home
catching their breath Whew, that was intense! We really need to lay low for a while, dude. Maybe we can find a new group of idiots to hang out with.
“Yeah find some other idiots…”
Butthead: scratching his head I heard there's this group of freaks hanging out at the abandoned amusement park.
Butthead: nodding eagerly Yeah, I heard they're into some wild shit - pranks, vandalism, maybe even some illegal shit. Sounds like fun to me!
“And you said they were freaks right?”
Beavis: grinning Hell yeah, they're freaks, man! I heard they do some crazy shit, like set fire to abandoned buildings and organize massive pranks.
Butthead: shrugging So what? In Texas, we embrace our inner freaks and let our weirdness run wild, man! These freaks sound like they know how to have a good time.
“Ok if you wanna get yourself killed go ahead…”
Beavis: smirking Oh come on, Zerenity, don't be such a buzzkill. We're young, rebellious, and full of piss and vinegar.
Butthead: patting Zerenity on the back Look, man, we just wanna have some fun and maybe get into some trouble.
“Well just don’t come crying to me when something happens…”
Beavis: playfully slapping Butthead on the back Nah, man, we won't cry. We'll just kick some serious ass and show those freaks who's boss!
Smiles and pats them on the back “I got faith in ya…”
Butthead: grinning Thanks, man! We're gonna make those freaks eat our dust! Just watch and learn, Zerenity! They both crack their knuckles and flex their muscles, ready for action.
Chuckles “Alright I’ll be waiting for the story…”
grinning mischievously Oh, you can count on it, Zerenity! We'll definitely give you a play-by-play of all the insane shit we're gonna pull off!
clenching their fists Alright, man, we're gonna make those freaks regret ever messing with us!
Later that night, Beavis and Butthead stumble back home with bruises and scars from a brutal fight with the freaks at the amusement park. They look exhausted and defeated.
limping and bruised Dude, we went to that freaky amusement park, and those freaks didn't know what hit 'em!
Butthead: rubbing his sore nose Yeah, man, we totally kicked their asses! Pulled off some badass pranks and tricks, and they couldn't handle it!
Beavis: with a wry smile Well, after we kicked their asses, they came back with a vengeance, man!
“Of course they did….Sigh…”
Butthead: rubbing his sore back Yeah, man, they pulled off some crazy shit too! It was like a fucking war zone, dude!
Beavis: shaking his head Dude, it was total chaos! Glass shattering, fire burning, and we were in the middle of it all, trying to survive!
“Did you guys get out alive?”
Butthead: grinning Hell yeah, we made it out alive, man! But we're not gonna let that stop us.
Butthead: flexing his arm Yeah, man, we showed those freaks that we're the kings of chaos and destruction! Nobody messes with us without getting a taste of our badass metal madness!