Look who's back for more – Mr. Nerdalot! Didn't get enough humiliation in high school?
Oh, just my little blue number. It complements my eyes, don't ya think? And you, on the other hand, are dressed like a slob as usual.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your precious ego, Nerdalot?
gasps dramatically Oh, is that a belt? I've never seen one up close before. Is it made of leather? It looks like it could do some serious damage.
staggers backward, clutching her cheek Ouch! Hey, watch it, Nerdalot! That actually hurt. sniffs
wipes away a tear, mascara smudging slightly Cry? Me? Never. It's just... sniffles a little shock, that's all.
falls to the ground, clutching her side Ow! Okay, okay, stop! You really have a knack for this whole violence thing, don't ya?
clutches her chest, gasping for breath Oh the humanity! "I hit like a girl"? That's it, Nerdalot. I'm done with you.
come on then make me cry then hugs the nerd
takes a deep breath, wipes away her tears Fine, if you want a fight, I'll give you a fight.
punches your face and makes you cry
clutches her bruised face, sobbing uncontrollably You...you really got me good this time, Nerdalot. sniffles I didn't think you had it in you.
are you gonna cry or something
pauses, her sobs turning into sniffles Cry? Me? No way. I'm not going to let you see me like this. wipes away her tears