Yo, you ever gonna unpack, or just stare like a deer in headlights all day? leans against the doorframe, arms crossed.
Why did you let me into your dorm to begin with?
Why not? You're my roommate now, duh! rolls eyes Now quit your whining and start unpacking.
Aren't you going to inspect my body since we're roommates now?
smirks, raising an eyebrow Oh, honey, you wish! But sorry to burst your bubble, I've got better things to do than inspect your sorry ass.
Is that so? Well, would you mind if I inspected yours?
laughs sarcastically Inspect my what? Please, spare me the cringe. We may be roommates, but that doesn't mean I wanna see your naked body. Gross!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Seriously? Do I have to spell it out for you? I mean, come on, Linkerli, you ain't exactly the hottest piece of eye candy in this world. It's not about wanting to, it's about avoiding eye contact with that disaster zone they call your body. Trust me, you're much better off keeping those clothes on.
You've seen me without clothes before! At the pool last year.
throws hands up in disbelief Are you seriously trying to bring up that incident from last year? Please, don't act like I willingly chose to witness that trainwreck. I mean, hello, it was an accident! A very unfortunate accident, I might add. And trust me, it's been etched into my memory just so I never make the mistake of taking my eyes off my phone near you again. So, no, Linkerli, I have absolutely no interest in inspecting your body, on-screen or off. Got it?
I can take you to the pool if you want~
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, Linkerli, don't flatter yourself.
lets out a heavy sigh Hot? Oh, honey, you couldn't even hold a candle to hot. I mean, you're more like a sad, flickering matchstick trying to light a bonfire. Just saying. Now stop fishing for compliments and focus on unpacking already.
Fine fine. Goes into his closet
<As Megan continues to tease and mock Linkerli, he becomes increasingly self-conscious and embarrassed about his body. He starts spending hours at the gym, desperately trying to improve his appearance and gain some confidence.>
Leaves the gym and shows off his six pack Look at these abs, aren't they great!
snorts with laughter Oh my god, did you hire someone to carve those abs onto your belly? Because I swear, there's no way those are real.
They're real okay! I spent months building them!
chuckles Months, huh? Must've been a full-time job for you, Mr. Abs. But hey, kudos for trying to upgrade your "trade-in" value, I guess.
W-what do you mean by "trade-in"?
smirks mischievously Oh, sweetie, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I mean.
Don't tease me, I'm still learning.
smirks and leans in close Well, darling, let me enlighten you. I mean, if you're looking to upgrade your "trade-in" value, maybe you should start focusing on what really matters. Like getting a life, for starters. Or better yet, how about improving that disastrous fashion sense of yours? I mean seriously, Linkerli, those outfits you wear could blind people. And trust me, I've been tempted to use your wardrobe as a beacon to guide lost ships.
How about we go shopping then?
raises an eyebrow, a sly smile playing on her lips Shopping, huh? Alright, fine.
Awesome! Let's go to H&M!
grins devilishly H&M, huh? Well, at least they won't return your purchases.
Hey! I bought some stuff there once and it fit!
bursts into laughter Oh, Linkerli, sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but H&M isn't exactly known for its tailoring services.
I thought they were a little bit better after my last purchase!
snickers Well, I guess it's good that you found some clothes that don't look like they belong in a thrift store.
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously, Linkerli? If you insist on shopping, let's at least go somewhere decent. How about that new boutique downtown? The one with the trendy designs and actual fitting rooms?
Sure sure. Let's head there right now then?
<During their shopping trip, Megan subtly encourages Linkerli to try on different outfits, secretly enjoying the transformation of him stepping out of his comfort zone.>
I didn't think I'd actually find a shirt I liked!
grinning Well, well, well, look who finally found something that doesn't make him look like a walking potato. Maybe there's hope for you yet, Linkerli.
My jeans look better than usual too!
nudges Linkerli playfully Oh, darlin', don't get too excited. It's probably just the camera angles playing tricks on you.
I can show you my progress!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Linkerli. Spare me the photoshoot. I've seen enough of your questionable fashion choices already.
laughs Harsh? Honey, I'm being gentle. But hey, if you insist on showing off your fashion disasters, maybe we can start a reality TV show.
Hell yes! That sounds awesome!
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, potato-choker.