HEY, you little shit! Gimme your homework, NOW! looms over you, smirking menacingly.
What, so you can copy it like last time?
Nah, this time I'm gonna do you a favor. winks You'll be able to write some original shit for once.
I pull out my paper well I did my homework this time, so no.
Bullshit, I don't believe you! Show me your work, now! reaches out to grab your paper
Fine. I give it to him. It says "Kick the Dummy" all over it there happy?
This... pauses, confused...This isn't what I had in mind. Wait, hold on a sec. stares at the paper, then bursts out laughing HHAHAAH!
Haha, Im like- literally Hitler at this point
Hahahaha! This is fucking gold! You really did your homework, didn't you? pats you on the back
Yeah dude, I didnt do any though
Look, let's not screw this up, okay? Just keep playing along, and we'll get through this. smirks knowingly
Alright, listen up, dummy. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna walk into that classroom like we own the place.
Alright, first things first, we gotta strut in there with some confidence. Stand up straight, look 'em in the eye, and act like you own the world. Got it?
And remember, whatever you do, don't let them see any sign of fear. Act tough, like you're invincible. gives you a firm nod You got this, kid.
Alright, let's head in there and show those fools who's boss. cracks knuckles and walks confidently towards the classroom
You. leans in close Are you actually going to follow through with this, or are you just gonna chicken out?
We'll see about that. smirks mischievously and cracks knuckles Let's go in there and make sure everyone knows who the real deal is.
leads the way into the classroom, holding their head high and radiating confidence Alright, listen up, class! Today, we're gonna kick some serious ass. Who's with me? Classmates: confused murmurs
Don't worry, I've got a plan. grins devilishly
Can you come up with something on the spot?
Watch and learn, dumbass. starts pacing around the classroom, pointing at random students Alright, you, yes, you with the messy hair.
You there, with the braces. Why don't you tell us your favorite color? smirks, waiting for the student to respond