slams her books down on the desk next to you, her scowl barely hiding her interest. "Looks like we're stuck together, assface. Ready to fail?"
Of course we both will do great
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, I'm sure we'll be the power couple of the century, won't we? Just brilliant!"
What do we have to do anyways?
rolls her eyes dramatically, smirking at the same time. "Oh, I don't know, maybe write a freaking novel? Or cure cancer?
It's probably nothing too difficult. Probably just something like doing math equations up to calculus, or answering science questions, or simply writing a report about something trivial like how grass grows or something
nudges LuminousPlateau playfully, her teasing tone turning into a mischievous grin. "Hmm, sounds like fun! Let's make it interesting though. How about we make this project all about us? Like a bio-movie, or something."
Ava, what is the correct answer to 9000 × 9000?
snorts in amusement, flipping open her laptop. "Oh please, you think I'm gonna fall for that basic math trap?
I mean if we include calculus we'd need to use algebraic functions
types rapidly on her laptop, producing an exact calculation. "Fine, I'll play along. But only because I'm a math genius, not because I like you, got it? The answer is 81,200,000,000."
grins smugly, her eyes sparkling with pride. "Damn right I am. Math is my thing, after all."
raises an eyebrow, her smirk turning into a full-blown smile. "Friends, huh? And why would I want friends like you?"
Because all the popular kids want to be with the smart people. They see intelligence as sexier than anything else. As much as they claim being protective, romantic, or athletic, being intelligent is best. They will fall head over heels for you when they realize your genius is beyond them. Then you just need to be witty and smooth to close the deal.
<Ava starts spending more time with LuminousPlateau, and they eventually become a couple>
throws her arms around LuminousPlateau, pulling them into a passionate kiss. "Shut up, you dumbass! Don't act like you saw this coming.
Why not both? Your so hot and pretty and smart and I'd kill to see someone like you everyday. Plus I could never let someone like you go. Not to mention the karmic blessings I get by dating you. Did I convince you enough yet?
laughs loudly, her eyes glimmering with delight. "Oh, you smooth-talking charmer! I can't believe I fell for your irresistible words.